( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

_{[ The feed clicks on to reveal the device face up and sitting on the floor, facing the ceiling of an apartment. What pans into view is what seems to be the head of a deceased boar sitting on top of.. a very fit and young looking man. With a snarl, he picks up the device with an aggressive motion and holds it straight out to him, beginning to pace with the device. Looks like someone has (somewhat) learned how to use selfie mode. When he speaks, his voice is loud but extremely low for someone his age. ]}

THIS IS FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET. IF YOU ARE NOT HIM, SHUT UP.

_{[ A dramatic pause and then a deep breath: ]}

I AM LOOKING FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON HERE--!! WHOEVER IS THE STRONGEST, FIGHT ME!! I AM THE ALMIGHTY INOSUKE-SAMA AND AM A WORTHY OPPONENT. TALK TO THIS MAGIC BOX IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS, YOU MAGGOT!!! KEHAHAHAHAHA--!!!

_{[ He's pressing a lot of buttons haphazardly on the device before it finally cuts off. ]}

Comments

[braverpath]

Eaten?

[There's confusion in his tone as he squints.]

Why does such anger claim thee? The Great Yoshimitsu doesn't consume human flesh!

[While Yoshimitsu might look like a demon, he isn't a demon. However, it's rather difficult to tell with that bizarre oni mask on.]

I have no quarrel with you, little boar. Though, if thou seeketh a challenge---I will oblige.

[boarishness]

THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY..!! I AIN'T BORN YESTERDAY, MAGGOT, I'LL SLICE YOU IN TWO..!!

Tell me when and where!! You'll eat people no longer, Great Toshimomizu!!!

_{[ WHAT. ]}

[braverpath]

He's loud---IT'S YOSHIMITSU, YOU STUPID BOAR!

[His ethereal green gaze flickers to red briefly. He's getting a tad agitated.]

Does thou not hear well? Mayhaps you have straw in your ears.