( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

_{[ The feed clicks on to reveal the device face up and sitting on the floor, facing the ceiling of an apartment. What pans into view is what seems to be the head of a deceased boar sitting on top of.. a very fit and young looking man. With a snarl, he picks up the device with an aggressive motion and holds it straight out to him, beginning to pace with the device. Looks like someone has (somewhat) learned how to use selfie mode. When he speaks, his voice is loud but extremely low for someone his age. ]}

THIS IS FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET. IF YOU ARE NOT HIM, SHUT UP.

_{[ A dramatic pause and then a deep breath: ]}

I AM LOOKING FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON HERE--!! WHOEVER IS THE STRONGEST, FIGHT ME!! I AM THE ALMIGHTY INOSUKE-SAMA AND AM A WORTHY OPPONENT. TALK TO THIS MAGIC BOX IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS, YOU MAGGOT!!! KEHAHAHAHAHA--!!!

_{[ He's pressing a lot of buttons haphazardly on the device before it finally cuts off. ]}

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( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

THAT IS SO .!!!
Wait, uhhhhhh, how do you make it not show your face? What the hell?

Show yourself, spineless fool!!

( VIDEO. )

[letxequalnull]

[There's a breath of a laugh, but the next response does indeed come as video - and Xemnas is even willing enough to not simply keep his hood up, by way of deliberately continuing that semi-anonymity.]

As you wish.

[...Yep, that's all he's got.  Explaining the finer points of using the network is, apparently, something he doesn't care to bother with.]

[boarishness]

Tch.

.....

I ain't impressed.

_{[ He is. ]}

Anyway, you wanna go? I wanna pound your face in.

[letxequalnull]

You may find that to be easier said than done.

[Xemnas isn't a pushover, combat-wise, although to be fair he knows Literal Nothing about what to expect here.]

However, should you wish to make the attempt I would be... amenable to such a meeting.

[Which is to say, yeah, he's willing to show up for a fight.]

[boarishness]

WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT WORD MEAN..?

_{[ Referring to "amenable." ]}

[letxequalnull]

[A sigh, like he's deeply disappointed that he has to stoop to explaining what he means.]

It means that I would be willing to arrange a fight, if that is what you seek.

[boarishness]

I do seek that..!! Especially if you're strong..!!
If you're weak, you're a waste of existence..!

_{[ WOAH. Harsh burns. ]}

[letxequalnull]

You are welcome to come and see which is the case yourself.

[He spreads his arms in what is ... reasonably close to a 'come at me' sort of gesture.]

You need only name a time and place.