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inosuke "pig himbo" hashibira (嘴平 伊之助) ([personal profile] boarishness) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-02-02 11:10 pm

( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[ The feed clicks on to reveal the device face up and sitting on the floor, facing the ceiling of an apartment. What pans into view is what seems to be the head of a deceased boar sitting on top of.. a very fit and young looking man. With a snarl, he picks up the device with an aggressive motion and holds it straight out to him, beginning to pace with the device. Looks like someone has (somewhat) learned how to use selfie mode. When he speaks, his voice is loud but extremely low for someone his age. ]

THIS IS FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET. IF YOU ARE NOT HIM, SHUT UP.

[ A dramatic pause and then a deep breath: ]

I AM LOOKING FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON HERE--!! WHOEVER IS THE STRONGEST, FIGHT ME!! I AM THE ALMIGHTY INOSUKE-SAMA AND AM A WORTHY OPPONENT. TALK TO THIS MAGIC BOX IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS, YOU MAGGOT!!! KEHAHAHAHAHA--!!!

[ He's pressing a lot of buttons haphazardly on the device before it finally cuts off. ]
punchingbagman: (Which one's your fave?)

[personal profile] punchingbagman 2020-02-29 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
That's Moses Sandor! And I'm campin' out in Greatmoon Groves. Think you can find me in here, or do I gotta send up smoke signals?