inosuke "pig himbo" hashibira (嘴平 伊之助) (
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prismatica2020-02-02 11:10 pm
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[ The feed clicks on to reveal the device face up and sitting on the floor, facing the ceiling of an apartment. What pans into view is what seems to be the head of a deceased boar sitting on top of.. a very fit and young looking man. With a snarl, he picks up the device with an aggressive motion and holds it straight out to him, beginning to pace with the device. Looks like someone has (somewhat) learned how to use selfie mode. When he speaks, his voice is loud but extremely low for someone his age. ]
THIS IS FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET. IF YOU ARE NOT HIM, SHUT UP.
[ A dramatic pause and then a deep breath: ]
I AM LOOKING FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON HERE--!! WHOEVER IS THE STRONGEST, FIGHT ME!! I AM THE ALMIGHTY INOSUKE-SAMA AND AM A WORTHY OPPONENT. TALK TO THIS MAGIC BOX IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS, YOU MAGGOT!!! KEHAHAHAHAHA--!!!
[ He's pressing a lot of buttons haphazardly on the device before it finally cuts off. ]
THIS IS FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET. IF YOU ARE NOT HIM, SHUT UP.
[ A dramatic pause and then a deep breath: ]
I AM LOOKING FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON HERE--!! WHOEVER IS THE STRONGEST, FIGHT ME!! I AM THE ALMIGHTY INOSUKE-SAMA AND AM A WORTHY OPPONENT. TALK TO THIS MAGIC BOX IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS, YOU MAGGOT!!! KEHAHAHAHAHA--!!!
[ He's pressing a lot of buttons haphazardly on the device before it finally cuts off. ]

( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG
I don't discrutinize [ "discriminate" ] if it's a boy or a girl..! I wanna be the strongest and the only way to do that is the defeat the one who is already the strongest here!!
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(Wouldn't that be nicer?)
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[ Oh. He makes a disgusted sound. ]
I ain't interested in anything like that!!
[ Well. He is just fifteen, but unlike most teenager boys, girls are the last things on his mind. ]
I don't gotta mate with any girl..! That's just..!!
[ He just kind of trails off, probably cause he can't think of a reason why he wouldn't be interested in that. ]
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[ It's a good thing that Inosuke has his mask on cause his face is burning red. ]
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THAT--!! Why would I be, huh..!?
[ OH. BOY. ]
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[ He has no shame in saying that. ]
And I don't need'ta!!
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Everyone should feel that at least once.
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What for..!? I don't needa feel anything like that 'cause I'm better than everyone else..!!
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[ His face is just getting redder and redder. He blows literal steam out of those little pig nostrils. ]
I.. DON'T NEED SOMETHING LIKE THAT! Oi, you come near me like that, I'll bite you, I swear to the gods I will..!!
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[ Wow, she's really getting him to seem kind of reluctant to speak.. after all of that boisterous confidence. His voice is alarmingly quiet. ]
That doesn't really.. happen much, I guess. People caring about me.
[ The part about the dragons piques his interest though. ]
You're friendly with dragons? Are they spirits? Gods?
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Oh no, so cute.Daenerys will always, always have a soft spot for sons and if this one's mother can't be with him, she can try to help him.)I think you are wonderful. It wouldn't be difficult for me to care about you.
(Boar head and all.)
They were my sons. (She calls Drogon to her and he lands at her side. The black and red scaled dragon is much smaller than he used to be, but no less fierce in appearance.) This is Drogon, the eldest. He was the size of a large building before we came here. No one could harpoon him or withstand his flame. He took out full armies with ease.
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I'm.. I mean, yeah!! Of course I'm wonderful!! Just.. okay, you can do whatever you want..! Just don't think it's something that I need! 'Cause I don't. I'm tough!
[ Inosuke jabs at his chest then lowers his hand. ]
He sounds.. very cool. That's how I wanna be..!! I wanna take out armies of demons with ease and people to tell stories about me and how great I am.
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I'm glad you know. (She bows her head in defeat, hiding a small grin.) You've had to be tough. When the only one you can depend on is yourself, what other choice do you have?
(Settling beside Drogon, she hopes to show him that even a big ferocious dragon likes affection now and then.)
You will. Keep training and learn strategy. Sometimes you can obliterate your foes, but other times it is better to outsmart them.
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[ "Tantarou" is "Tanjiro" and even though they're friends he can't get his name right. ]
But I can do this. Look.
[ Just as he was sitting down, he stands back up to contort his body upside down and backwards, nestling his head in between his ankles and looking right at the device. He's a very flexible boy. Why? Nobody really knows. But he's prideful of it. ]
Keheheheheheheheh.
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...oh? (That...she isn't expecting. Daenerys bites her lip to keep from laughing, though...he is laughing? So maybe it's okay?)
Where did you learn how to do that? I wish I was that flexible!
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[ While all of these odd statements are true, it's really the first thing he does when he introduces himself to a new person. He just sings his own praises. ]
Put that in your story and tell others how great Inosuke-sama is, White Hair!
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I'm very impressed, but I'm also sad that you felt you needed to learn how to do all of that.
(What kind of crazy world does he come from?)
My name is Daenerys.
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[ Is he hard of hearing or just kind of stupid? Before she can even answer him: ]
I don't like it. Like hell I can get that right.
I'mma call you Dae and that is that.
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cw: spoiler!
Alright, Dae.
[ Sounds like her name is the only one he'll be getting right since he got to pick a name for her. ]
Hashibira Inosuke..!! That's right, and don't forget it when you tell the stories about me! Do you know what I do?
[ Before she can answer: ]
I SLAUGHTER DEMONS!!! They come out at night and eat people, and I hate that..!! When I was in the mountains near my home.. I found another person who looked my age.. who wore a uniform and carried a sword!! He barged in on me and we had a fight and I seized his sword! From him, I heard that demons actually did exist.. and there was a group of people who slayed them..
I wanted to be part of that group, because it seemed like a challenge!
[ Another jab to his chest. ]
It ain't easy, but it's fun, it's fun..!!
[ There's many suppressed memories in his mind that involve his real parents, but he doesn't quite understand them. In fact, he doesn't even know his mother was eaten by a demon. ]