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inosuke "pig himbo" hashibira (嘴平 伊之助) ([personal profile] boarishness) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-02-02 11:10 pm

( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[ The feed clicks on to reveal the device face up and sitting on the floor, facing the ceiling of an apartment. What pans into view is what seems to be the head of a deceased boar sitting on top of.. a very fit and young looking man. With a snarl, he picks up the device with an aggressive motion and holds it straight out to him, beginning to pace with the device. Looks like someone has (somewhat) learned how to use selfie mode. When he speaks, his voice is loud but extremely low for someone his age. ]

THIS IS FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET. IF YOU ARE NOT HIM, SHUT UP.

[ A dramatic pause and then a deep breath: ]

I AM LOOKING FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON HERE--!! WHOEVER IS THE STRONGEST, FIGHT ME!! I AM THE ALMIGHTY INOSUKE-SAMA AND AM A WORTHY OPPONENT. TALK TO THIS MAGIC BOX IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS, YOU MAGGOT!!! KEHAHAHAHAHA--!!!

[ He's pressing a lot of buttons haphazardly on the device before it finally cuts off. ]
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[personal profile] decisiveconquest 2020-02-07 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
That isn't very nice. You could court her, marry her, learn what makes her so strong and adopt her skills for your own.

(Wouldn't that be nicer?)
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[personal profile] decisiveconquest 2020-02-07 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
I have...mated...with strong, muscular men. (She is teasing him a little because there is something charming about his confidence.) I think they enjoyed it as much as I did.
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[personal profile] decisiveconquest 2020-02-07 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Because it feels nice. (She is downplaying it because he seems young.) Have you ever embraced someone and been kissed?
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[personal profile] decisiveconquest 2020-02-07 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
(He is painting a sad picture and her expression falls.)

Everyone should feel that at least once.

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[personal profile] decisiveconquest 2020-02-07 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Then you better hope you and I never meet. I would embrace you. (And probably try to remove the boar head to see his face.)
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[personal profile] decisiveconquest 2020-02-07 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
You remind me of the young Dothraki, wild as young colts (or boars in this case) and ready to conquer the world. What's wrong with someone caring about you in the meantime? I had four sons of my own and three of them were dragons.
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[personal profile] decisiveconquest 2020-02-07 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
(Oh no, so cute. Daenerys will always, always have a soft spot for sons and if this one's mother can't be with him, she can try to help him.)

I think you are wonderful. It wouldn't be difficult for me to care about you.

(Boar head and all.)

They were my sons. (She calls Drogon to her and he lands at her side. The black and red scaled dragon is much smaller than he used to be, but no less fierce in appearance.) This is Drogon, the eldest. He was the size of a large building before we came here. No one could harpoon him or withstand his flame. He took out full armies with ease.
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[personal profile] decisiveconquest 2020-02-07 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
(This boy - nearly a man - is wild but good. Some of her Dothraki touched her heart because of those very traits. Daenerys can't mock or push someone like him away.)

I'm glad you know. (She bows her head in defeat, hiding a small grin.) You've had to be tough. When the only one you can depend on is yourself, what other choice do you have?

(Settling beside Drogon, she hopes to show him that even a big ferocious dragon likes affection now and then.)

You will. Keep training and learn strategy. Sometimes you can obliterate your foes, but other times it is better to outsmart them.
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[personal profile] decisiveconquest 2020-02-07 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Strength comes in a lot of forms. (But if he is wants to focus on the physical, she can't blame him. It's not an easy path and it takes discipline.)

...oh? (That...she isn't expecting. Daenerys bites her lip to keep from laughing, though...he is laughing? So maybe it's okay?)

Where did you learn how to do that? I wish I was that flexible!
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[personal profile] decisiveconquest 2020-02-07 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
(Her hair is silver and gold, thank you very much. Though that isn't the point.)

I'm very impressed, but I'm also sad that you felt you needed to learn how to do all of that.

(What kind of crazy world does he come from?)

My name is Daenerys.
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[personal profile] decisiveconquest 2020-02-07 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
You can call me whatever you wish. (Anything he chooses isn't done so out of malice. Her name is strange and even harder to spell than it is to say.) You are Inosuke?