( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

_{[ The feed clicks on to reveal the device face up and sitting on the floor, facing the ceiling of an apartment. What pans into view is what seems to be the head of a deceased boar sitting on top of.. a very fit and young looking man. With a snarl, he picks up the device with an aggressive motion and holds it straight out to him, beginning to pace with the device. Looks like someone has (somewhat) learned how to use selfie mode. When he speaks, his voice is loud but extremely low for someone his age. ]}

THIS IS FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET. IF YOU ARE NOT HIM, SHUT UP.

_{[ A dramatic pause and then a deep breath: ]}

I AM LOOKING FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON HERE--!! WHOEVER IS THE STRONGEST, FIGHT ME!! I AM THE ALMIGHTY INOSUKE-SAMA AND AM A WORTHY OPPONENT. TALK TO THIS MAGIC BOX IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS, YOU MAGGOT!!! KEHAHAHAHAHA--!!!

_{[ He's pressing a lot of buttons haphazardly on the device before it finally cuts off. ]}

Comments

[boarishness]

...
I've never thought of makin' anything.
Is it fun?

[riptidequeen]

I find it fun, but that's me. You could always try and see if you enjoy it or not.

[She's surprised this subject got him to be less yell-y.]

[boarishness]

I like eating, so maybe I should make something with cooking.. but I usually just eat things raw. Bones 'n everything.

Do you know how to cook tempura?

[riptidequeen]

Ah... My species doesn't actually need to eat food. [She chuckles.] So I don't know how to cook much beyond a few vegetables.

But! I'm pretty sure someone around here knows how to make tempura.