( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

_{[ The feed clicks on to reveal the device face up and sitting on the floor, facing the ceiling of an apartment. What pans into view is what seems to be the head of a deceased boar sitting on top of.. a very fit and young looking man. With a snarl, he picks up the device with an aggressive motion and holds it straight out to him, beginning to pace with the device. Looks like someone has (somewhat) learned how to use selfie mode. When he speaks, his voice is loud but extremely low for someone his age. ]}

THIS IS FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET. IF YOU ARE NOT HIM, SHUT UP.

_{[ A dramatic pause and then a deep breath: ]}

I AM LOOKING FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON HERE--!! WHOEVER IS THE STRONGEST, FIGHT ME!! I AM THE ALMIGHTY INOSUKE-SAMA AND AM A WORTHY OPPONENT. TALK TO THIS MAGIC BOX IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS, YOU MAGGOT!!! KEHAHAHAHAHA--!!!

_{[ He's pressing a lot of buttons haphazardly on the device before it finally cuts off. ]}

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[boarishness]

OR HE'S AFRAID OF ME... THAT SPINELESS COWARD.
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR WEAK PEOPLE EITHER.

I'M BUSY.

[huaisang]

My brother is not a coward.

Are you?

[boarishness]

NOPE. NOTHING SCARES ME.
I kill demons and anything else that deserves death!!

[huaisang]

Wait. You do? How do you know what deserves death?

[ because he has Ideas ]

[boarishness]

THINGS THAT EAT PEOPLE. THEY DESERVE DEATH.

_{[ But.. that's about it for his measuring stick. ]}

[huaisang]

Well, I actually can't argue with that sentiment.

[boarishness]

That's right. If you eat a person, I'll kill you.

_{[ wtf.. ]}

[huaisang]

Oh, what other reasons would you kill someone over? You know... just wondering.

(ooc; i love him, i love him so much i want to adopt him.)

pls adopt him

[boarishness]

Hmmmnnnn.

....

If you hurt any of my underlings, I'll kill you.

_{[ HE PROTECC. ]}

done

[huaisang]

[ thinking... ]

What about innocent bystanders like me?

[boarishness]

I mean.. you're worthless but I wouldn't kill you for no reason.
_{[ With that, Inosuke thinks he is paying him a compliment. ]}

Hell, I don't know if I'd even fight you. It just seems like a waste of time now that we've talked and I've seen what a big pissy-pants you are.

[huaisang]

Thank you... I think? [ hey, he thinks it's good to be perceived as useless and worthless, it serves his excuses to be lazy.

pissy-pants?


...well, that's fair.]

I am glad you'll be merciful and not... fight me.

[boarishness]

I wanted to at first, but you're weak. A coward. There is no need.
I only want to fight those who are strong so I can get stronger quicker.

You may praise and worship me for sparing you, fool.