( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

_{[ The feed clicks on to reveal the device face up and sitting on the floor, facing the ceiling of an apartment. What pans into view is what seems to be the head of a deceased boar sitting on top of.. a very fit and young looking man. With a snarl, he picks up the device with an aggressive motion and holds it straight out to him, beginning to pace with the device. Looks like someone has (somewhat) learned how to use selfie mode. When he speaks, his voice is loud but extremely low for someone his age. ]}

THIS IS FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET. IF YOU ARE NOT HIM, SHUT UP.

_{[ A dramatic pause and then a deep breath: ]}

I AM LOOKING FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON HERE--!! WHOEVER IS THE STRONGEST, FIGHT ME!! I AM THE ALMIGHTY INOSUKE-SAMA AND AM A WORTHY OPPONENT. TALK TO THIS MAGIC BOX IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS, YOU MAGGOT!!! KEHAHAHAHAHA--!!!

_{[ He's pressing a lot of buttons haphazardly on the device before it finally cuts off. ]}

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[boarishness]

_{[ Cue a feral hiss. ]}

I won't stop you if you're really trying..!!

[gothard]

[Kirishima blinks, leaning back a little when Inosuke suddenly kicks sand on him, but it's not enough to make him angry...if anything, that kind of behavior just reminds him of a petulant child.

It is Very Familiar.]

Hey man, if we're gonna be sparring buddies, why not be actual buddies too? You seem like a cool dude.

1/2

[boarishness]

Cool..?

_{[ Uwuh, uwuh. Don't get giddy..!! ]}

[boarishness]

_{[ Don't mind him just trying to pounce on Kirishima. Time to wrestle! ]}

I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR OPINION, BUT YOU ARE RIGHT..!! I AM COOL!!!

[gothard]

Ahh-!

[Kirishima shouts when Inosuke just suddenly jumps him like that, haha what the hell?? This guy is insane and Kirishima kinda loves it?

Without hesitating he grapples with him in return, trying to get his arms around him in a headlock.]

And you're manly as hell, too!!!

[boarishness]

_{[ Woah, what.. what. Did Kirishima call him manly? After seeing his face? The compliment is enough to catch him off guard where he doesn't react in time to Kirishima's headlock and is caught. ]}

Gwuh.. w-wait a sec..!! You really mean that..!?

[gothard]

[Ha! Kirishima grins toothily as he manages to get Inosuke pinned while he's distracted, tightening his hold enough to keep him in place without hurting him.]

Eh? Sure I do. Why would I say it if I didn't mean it?

[boarishness]

I dunno! To distract me..!

_{[ It worked..!
Inosuke squirms in Kirishima's grasp, trying to back out of the headlock like an animal stuck in fence. ]}

It's good though, I like it, I like it..!

[gothard]

[TOO BAD PIGGY you let your guard down, you're not going anywhere yet!]

Betcha you wanna come spar with me more often now, huh?

[boarishness]

EVERY DAMN DAY I DO..!!

_{[ FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC??? ]}

[gothard]

[Kirishima has befriended one (1) pig.]

Well I'm free any time! Just let me know! I come out to the beach to train a lot anyways, so.

[He'll finally let Inosuke go as he says that, maybe against his better judgement.]

[boarishness]

<sub>[ Pop! Out goes Inosuke's head from Kirishima's grasp and he stares at the redhead with a look of bewilderment.

Then, without giving any warning or response, he dives straight into Kirishima, attempting to headbutt him. ]</sub>

Kgggghhh!!!

_{[ Whatever noise that means. ]}

[gothard]

[Will Inosuke survive if Kirishima hardens himself right then, asking for a friend...because that's exactly what he does, figuring Inosuke will be able to handle it with as feral as he's being right now.]

we can end it here if you want!!

[boarishness]

_{[ Well. His head is hard.. so he thinks. He's been practicing by slamming it into random things, but for some reason, today isn't his day.
As soon as he hits Kirishima he freezes. ]}

That'll teach y--

_{[ Aaaaand falls over. He's out cold, but maybe he'll want a rematch in the future. ]}