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[satanslash]

[Hellooooo Lunatia!

It's that weird kid with the permanent tail again. The one who offered to feed people for his birthday because that's... totally normal, right?

Well. Look. He's doing that sort of thing properly now. Or will be shortly.

He just has to announce it!

Which he starts to do, even getting out a "Heyo!" before stopping and looking... like he's in pain?

He grimaces and bends down out of frame for a moment, picking up a very small, floofy-fuzzy bluegray kitten with ears too big for her head and paws moving in the air, not fully struggling to get away but still squirming a bit.]

Mochi, not now...

[He says it softly and looks back, handing the kitten over to someone behind him before turning back so he can actually focus on the camera.]

Sorry about that. Anyway! Rin here--

... Rin Okumura here. I just wanted to pop in and announce that my business license got approved and I'm gonna be openin' Niisan's Teppanyaki on Level Two! It's gonna be right on the beach with indoor and outdoor seatin', lotsa teppanyaki grills and great food!

We're gonna have our grand openin' on the 10th of this month, and since it's so close to Valentine's Day we'll be doin' a buy one meal, get one free deal if you come with a partner!

I'm also lookin' for workers if anyone out there needs a job. We need uh...

[A pause here so he can look at his notes-]

A few more chefs, some hosts and some dishwashers.

I'm really excited for this so I hope to see as many people as possible for the grand openin'!

[ooc: More information about Niisan's Teppanyaki can be found here!]

Comments

[wearingguess]

Buy the first two, get the rest half off, you mean?
In that case, you would need an infinitely large group to approach the same value...
I suppose it's easiest just to come as a pair after all.

[satanslash]

No, wait--

[Damn it.

Math is hard!!!

Rin tosses a couple of papers aside and starts scribbling down things quickly.]

Okay, like this.

First one, full price, second one free, third one half of the full price, fourth half of the full price...

That makes sense, right? Maybe two really is easier...

[wearingguess]

In other words, as long as your party contains at least two people, everything is half price?
That's very simple and convenient!

[satanslash]

Yes! Yeah. That's it.

[Whew.]

You plannin' on comin' then?

[wearingguess]

By all means!!
By the way, what is "teppanyaki"?

[satanslash]

Meat and other stuff grilled on a flattop grill, usually marinated beforehand.

[wearingguess]

Ah, delicious!!
And will Mochi be there?

[satanslash]

Mn, nah. Even if she was old enough to be outta the house it's not a good idea to have cats around food. Fur an' all that.

You could come see her at home, though.

[wearingguess]

There's an age limit for cats to leave the house??

[satanslash]

Not really? I just don't want her goin' out yet. She's smaller than she's supposed to be and I wanna make sure she's not gonna get hurt.

[wearingguess]

There's a size limit for cats to leave the house??

[satanslash]

What? No. She was a runt. She was underweight and needed extra nutrition.

[beat]

Also it's better for cats to be indoors anyway.