video | un: demonchef

[satanslash]

[Hellooooo Lunatia!

It's that weird kid with the permanent tail again. The one who offered to feed people for his birthday because that's... totally normal, right?

Well. Look. He's doing that sort of thing properly now. Or will be shortly.

He just has to announce it!

Which he starts to do, even getting out a "Heyo!" before stopping and looking... like he's in pain?

He grimaces and bends down out of frame for a moment, picking up a very small, floofy-fuzzy bluegray kitten with ears too big for her head and paws moving in the air, not fully struggling to get away but still squirming a bit.]

Mochi, not now...

[He says it softly and looks back, handing the kitten over to someone behind him before turning back so he can actually focus on the camera.]

Sorry about that. Anyway! Rin here--

... Rin Okumura here. I just wanted to pop in and announce that my business license got approved and I'm gonna be openin' Niisan's Teppanyaki on Level Two! It's gonna be right on the beach with indoor and outdoor seatin', lotsa teppanyaki grills and great food!

We're gonna have our grand openin' on the 10th of this month, and since it's so close to Valentine's Day we'll be doin' a buy one meal, get one free deal if you come with a partner!

I'm also lookin' for workers if anyone out there needs a job. We need uh...

[A pause here so he can look at his notes-]

A few more chefs, some hosts and some dishwashers.

I'm really excited for this so I hope to see as many people as possible for the grand openin'!

[ooc: More information about Niisan's Teppanyaki can be found here!]

Comments

•||• Video; un: whitemagick

[healingraen]

[As someone with a permanent tail of her own she's not put off by that, or surprised! So that's something.

There's still a lot else to unpack here, but you know, she'll start with the job offer.]

First, congratulations on opening your own business! I'll stop by for sure, and might even manage to bring a friend or two with me.

[Teppanyaki, man how long has it been since she had some?]

If it's alright I also have a question about one of the openings. Is previous experience required for the host position?

[satanslash]

Thanks!

[His tail is wagging like an excited dog's, despite being far more cat-like in style.

What are demons, will we ever know.]

Nah. Kohaku - that's my girlfriend - Kohaku was a host-slash-server at the cafe I had before so she can train anyone who needs help on that.

[healingraen]

[... Yeah that's adorable. He's like a miqo'te, and Tony can't help herself, she's grinning before she knows it.]

Ah, that's good to know! In that case, I'd be interested in applying. What would you need from me?

video; un: ghostwolf

[taketheblame]

Whoa, you've gone from bribing people with food to hang out with you, to selling them food.

You're moving up in the world, Rin! [He's so proud (???).]

[satanslash]

[You'd better be proud of him!]

Pretty sure it's the only way to move up around here, but if it works I ain't gonna bitch.

So you gonna make an appearance or what?

[taketheblame]

It beats crying alone into piles of chicken.

[A shrug.] Yeah, I'll see if I can make it for the big day.

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[lumberlady]

[When you're a centaur, a tail isn't too bad! He looks human otherwise, which is confusing, but- She's seen weirder since coming here! The food is way more interesting.]

Oh, that sounds really tasty!

But when you say "outdoor seating" do you mean like... space to lay down in, or... is it kind of more human sized?

[satanslash]

Uhhh human si--

[Wait a second, what's that behind her--]

WHOA! What--... what are-- ... uhm.

[Shit. Is this rude to ask? He's never seen anything like her before!]

[lumberlady]

[She follows his gaze, craning her head to look at her own rear before... Oh.]

Ehe, I’m a jinba. Or centaur, if you want to. Which is... why I’m asking.

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[swordfighting]

[ she's only heard of teppanyaki - seen the restaurants advertising it in kugane, but never really had a chance to stop in and look. so seeing one open here and her recognizing the name is delightful. so, she's grinning ]

I've never been to a teppanyaki grill before, but they always smelled delightful. I'll be sure to check it out.

[satanslash]

Never ever?

[A travesty!]

video; un: redgem

[greedyvixen]

[ . . . Huh. Black hair even if UBW anime kinda changed her hair color, loves cats, Japanese, knows how to cook (even if her specialty is Chinese), based on the grill's name he might have a sibling too who is of the same gender as he is... demonchef? Reminds Rin of that one time when Shirou sort of called her the Devil for reasons. ]

So, how many other Rins are here?

[Because Rin sure didn't know about there being more than her but he made his last name clear, so apparently he knows he is not the only one around... And Rin sure as hell hasn't been keeping up with the network or anything to know if there are even MORE Rins in this alien world. Not that it would surprise her, it's not the most uncommon name ever.

... She is... not even sure if putting an un there means people can't see her name because she hasn't even bothered with the network before this month but whatever. Hi.]

[satanslash]

[That is entirely not the point of this post, but if she's asking then that probably means she's the one he kept seeing pop up whenever he tried to put his names in things.

He makes a face, replying somewhat dryly:]

Just us, I think.

[Video] un: accipitrinae

[tastes_like]

I'll be there at the grand opening. No one can turn down a buy one get one deal anyway. [And Keigo knows who he's dragging with him for the meal deal.]

Congrats on your new business. Might as well put those cooking skills to good use, right?

[satanslash]

[Do it. Drag that person. Get good food.]

Yeah. That's been the plan. I'm really excited for it.

[And kind of nervous but no one needs to know that.]

( video | un: jaguar )

[scarcastically]

So am I still getting my invite?

[satanslash]

No, you're the one person in all of Lunatia I'm not invitin'.

[He's just being a shit, evidenced by the fact that he can't keep a straight face while saying that.]

Video; un: juno

[beautifulbeast]

[Juno can't help but perk up because food, you say? And as a canine she's always happy to celebrate for whatever reason.]

That sounds exciting! Congratulations!

[Though it occurs to her to ask:]

Do you have meatless dishes as well? I'm somewhat familiar with teppenyaki but it might be different.

[Because it sure seems like a lot of things here use meat or have meat to them that just don't in her world.]

[satanslash]

[Oh no she's cute.]

Yeah, totally! We've got veggie and tofu options for teppenyaki, some veggie only sides and sushi and one of our specials is Japanese Carbonara which is done with shiitake mushrooms.

@shigeru: text

[mysophobic]

I can help cook, if you still need people. I love cooking, so I wouldn't mind helping out!

[ Shigeru don't spread yourself so thin!! ]

Would it be okay if it's only part-time though? I work at the hospital and clinic, so when I have off I can definitely help with whatever you need.

[satanslash]

oh yeah thats totally fine im down with any help i can get right now honestly

video; un: 1stQadrMargaFan

[wearingguess]

Can I get a buy one meal, get one free if I come by myself?

[satanslash]

... really Titus?

text; un: dawnkey

[oncebrokenway]

Hey uh quick question
What if you come with two partners?

[satanslash]

hehe youre not the first one to ask

my bad for not thinking about that but uh i was gonna go like

buy one, get one free, a third and any more half off?