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[satanslash]

[Hellooooo Lunatia!

It's that weird kid with the permanent tail again. The one who offered to feed people for his birthday because that's... totally normal, right?

Well. Look. He's doing that sort of thing properly now. Or will be shortly.

He just has to announce it!

Which he starts to do, even getting out a "Heyo!" before stopping and looking... like he's in pain?

He grimaces and bends down out of frame for a moment, picking up a very small, floofy-fuzzy bluegray kitten with ears too big for her head and paws moving in the air, not fully struggling to get away but still squirming a bit.]

Mochi, not now...

[He says it softly and looks back, handing the kitten over to someone behind him before turning back so he can actually focus on the camera.]

Sorry about that. Anyway! Rin here--

... Rin Okumura here. I just wanted to pop in and announce that my business license got approved and I'm gonna be openin' Niisan's Teppanyaki on Level Two! It's gonna be right on the beach with indoor and outdoor seatin', lotsa teppanyaki grills and great food!

We're gonna have our grand openin' on the 10th of this month, and since it's so close to Valentine's Day we'll be doin' a buy one meal, get one free deal if you come with a partner!

I'm also lookin' for workers if anyone out there needs a job. We need uh...

[A pause here so he can look at his notes-]

A few more chefs, some hosts and some dishwashers.

I'm really excited for this so I hope to see as many people as possible for the grand openin'!

[ooc: More information about Niisan's Teppanyaki can be found here!]

Comments

[lumberlady]

Me? No, I can eat anything people can eat!

[There are some sharp canines in that smile, there.]

Well- not everything, but. I can eat meat, I mean. Lots of people ask that.

[satanslash]

Well, yeah, most uh... horse-horses are vegetarians or whatever. But that's cool! I got options for both, and some different specials and sides, too.

[lumberlady]

I guess I get it, but. I'm not a horse, so!

[so... yummy protein?]

I'll be excited to try it!

[satanslash]

[Yummy protein.]

I'll hopefully get to see you soon then!

[lumberlady]

I don't want to take up space for your grand opening so... after that! I'll come by, promise!

[satanslash]

[He almost argues that it would be fine, but he really can't predict how busy it's going to be. She has a point...

He's quietly excited to meet a real cenatur, but he can hold it together until she decides to show up.]

I'm gonna hold you do that~

[lumberlady]

If I don't show up, I'll send you free vegetables for a whole year! That's how sure I am.

[one centaur guest shortly after his grand opening, guaranteed!]

[satanslash]

I mean, I'd take free veggies anyway!

[He's kidding.

Mostly.]

It's fine if somethin' comes up, but if not I'll definitely see you there!

[lumberlady]

I guess I should mention that my husband and I do shipping into the city for businesses... The first basket is a free sample, if you're interested!

[She's bad at business. Or good at business. You decide.]

[satanslash]

[Rin thinks she's good, but he also has no idea what he's doing.]

Hell yes I'm interested!

[lumberlady]

In that case, I'll bring one by when I come!

[satanslash]

Sweet! Customer, friend, free food!

[lumberlady]

Ehe, I like the sound of that kind of thing, too.

[so they have something in common!]