( text, un: koriel )

[passio]

Is anyone else suddenly lactating?

Comments

[passio]

[ …

it takes dextera just a little time to reply. there are a lot of things he could say about it, but he goes for the oddest one, which is just a part of his nature. ]

I’ve had worse ones.

[ssrs]

[ that is the plan ok ]

well, yeah
but like
lactating profusely isnt made for non-pregnant women either
so u have to think outside the box here

[ninpos]

STOP DRINKING IT
you should've just had someone else down it!!!! i can't believe you thought that was a good idea!!!!

this has to be a moon thing, right? i've never had this happen as a cordis

[zazen]

You are welcome to come to the clinic if you wish to be seen.
What occurred before you started lactation spontaneously?

[lightningruins]

Do you think I'm teasing you?

[passio]

You aren’t?

[passio]

I can’t make someone else drink my breast milk.

I’m Iris. I don’t think it’s the time for Iris.

[passio]

[ another pause, loooong this time. ]

What am I supposed to do with it when I’m done?

[passio]

I was fishing.

[ for… some definition of fishing. ]

[graftage]

[...............Those sure are amorous octopi.]

[Whatever! He's bringing a couple of towels over. Here comes your savior for all your weird problems, Dextera. He waves at him with a free hand.]

Hey! Is it still happening?

[ssrs]

[ he's having too much fun with this help ]

well
u put the suckers on ur nips and let them drain the milk
duh

[passio]

What else would I do? I can’t go anywhere like this.

[passio]

[ look at this! towels! dextera waves back, but the movement makes it obvious that the dark parts on his shirt aren’t just unfortunate shadows. he is soaked. ]

It’s happening less… but it’s still going. I’m sorry.

[ninpos]

yes you can
do you have any idea how many freaks are in this city
i bet you could sell it for a high price
especially if you've got the face for it

milk from a young, (handsome or beautiful, however you wanna describe yourself) iris...
you'd have people eating at the palm of your hands
or the drinkin from the very tit, i guess in this situation

maybe you're malfunctioning? i dunno
it could just be somethin permanent

[flying_fish]

Buy a towel off of someone.

[accurately]

What kind of statement is that?

[passio]

Being milky doesn’t feel bad, just weird. If I have to die, I think there are worse ways.

[ not worse than saying “milky” in casual conversation, though… ]

[accurately]

Going to a doctor is not more traumatic than dying. Stop using your weird standards as an excuse not to get proper care.

[passio]

[ dextera can honestly usually be counted among the freaks. if it were, say, a hot woman who was lactating… this would all be a very different story. ]

I am not handsome or beautiful. I think I’m just malfunctioning.

But I appreciate the confidence. No one has ever supported me like that.

[lightningruins]

I'm dead serious.

[zazen]

Just fishing? What were you...fishing for?

[passio]

[ PLEASE HE IS NOT ]

But where do I put the milk?

[passio]

[ this tone… dextera can’t help but want to listen to it, even if it’s all technically just through text. ]

Then I don’t want to go alone.

[ninpos]

[ jesus christ ]

well
i'll take your word for it, so don't start tellin' people i'm mean or whatever
anyway
so first off a little makeup might fix you up
seeeeeecondly have you asked any other iris folk? maybe they could tell you about similar experiences...

or at least tips on how to store your milk and keep you from ruining shirts

[coralroot]

...yeah, uh.

[ Gross? ]

Ew.