( text, un: koriel )

[passio]

Is anyone else suddenly lactating?

Comments

text / un: 𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚑𝚒

[ssrs]

isn't that a bit too personal of a problem to mass text about?

[ why ]

[passio]

I didn’t know who else to ask. Is this inappropriate?

[ he needs help ]

[ssrs]

i mean
kinda
not the weirdest thing ive seen here tho

[ boy he needs tissues ]

did u eat something weird
its always the seafood

[passio]

I didn’t even eat them this time.

[ he does, however, attach a short video clip of the uncomfortably sexy tentacled creatures… they’re mating, he guesses. ]

text | un:steinbeck

[graftage]

Excuse me??

[passio]

I was gathering some octopi to take home, and I started leaking after they squirted me.

[graftage]

The octopi.

And you mean leaking from like, your eyes?

[HE IS DEEP DOWN HOPING THIS IS SOME TERRIBLE MISUNDERSTANDING]

Text / un: zobrien

[flying_fish]

If you're not pregnant, you should go see a doctor.

[passio]

I don’t think I’m pregnant. How can I tell?

[flying_fish]

[Oh gods, no, Dextera, he is not a doctor.]

You would be very visibly pregnant to start lactating.

What were you doing before you started? Maybe it will subside in time.

voice | un: no1bananaslut

[coralroot]

What happened?

( voice )

[passio]

[ dextera switches to voice, and there’s still the sound of moaning octopi mating in the distance. he’s on his device, but he hasn’t actually left the scene of the catalyst. ]

Do you hear them?

[coralroot]

Uh...yeah?

[ Why is this so cursed ]

Okay, uh, I'm pretty sure people don't just randomly start squirting, so...

You're sure it's the octopi, right?

text;

[accurately]

Go see a doctor and stop sharing things like that!
How does something like that even happen "suddenly"!?

[passio]

It’s sudden because it’s sudden.

Do you really think I should see a doctor? Is it bad?

[accurately]

If it's not normal for you and whatever species you are, then yes, see a doctor. It requires hormones for your body to trigger that, and altering hormones can greatly affect the health of the rest of your body.

[ He's not sure even who this is because he's only met Dextera in person and this is text, but that's true regardless of species and gender, he's pretty sure. ]

text | un: stickysticky

[ninpos]

i
wow
okay first off no but like

is it ???? milkk??? like actual milk?

[passio]

It’s milk-y. And a little sweet.

[ninpos]

you drank it

text | un: lightning

[lightningruins]

u pissed off a fucktopus didnt u

[passio]

I don’t think that’s what they’re called.

Did it happen to you too?

[lightningruins]

that's what I decided they're called

and wow r u asking a personal question about my body fluids?? That's like a third date topic.

un: illdoc

[zazen]

I have concern, medically, as a doctor...for the wording "suddenly lactating".

Can you please describe your symptoms better, or are those the actual symptoms?

[passio]

[ “as a doctor.” dextera probably does need medical assistance, but he’s also very worried about receiving it. ]

Those are the actual symptoms. I don’t know if it’s “milk,” though. It’s a little sweet.

[zazen]

You are welcome to come to the clinic if you wish to be seen.
What occurred before you started lactation spontaneously?