( text, un: koriel )

[passio]

Is anyone else suddenly lactating?

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[passio]

Won’t that hurt?

[ssrs]

dunno
never tried
but if u do try u can lmk

[passio]

[ please don’t tell him to do it, now he’s seriously considering it. please wait as he moon-googles it, and: ]

I don’t think they’re made for humans.

[ssrs]

[ that is the plan ok ]

well, yeah
but like
lactating profusely isnt made for non-pregnant women either
so u have to think outside the box here

[passio]

[ another pause, loooong this time. ]

What am I supposed to do with it when I’m done?

[ssrs]

[ he's having too much fun with this help ]

well
u put the suckers on ur nips and let them drain the milk
duh

[passio]

[ PLEASE HE IS NOT ]

But where do I put the milk?

[ssrs]

bottle it up and sell it on the market

[passio]

Do you want some?

[ssrs]

pass
thanks for the offer tho
donate it to the poor or somethin

[passio]

I don’t think there’s much sustenance in it.

Thank you for talking about this with me, by the way. I know it’s an odd thing. I feel less worried because of you.

[ssrs]

np man
if u have any concerns just hmu ill try to help :)

[ dont do it for your own sanity ]

[passio]

[ what a nice guy!! dextera will be sure to seek him out again, however foolishly. ]

Thank you. :)

[ and, kindly enough, a few hours later, dextera double-texts the comment thread to let his new friend know what’s up. ]

It finally stopped. Please look out for the horned taurus octopi in the future.

[ssrs]

[ DEXTERA... too gullible for his own good. itaru thinks he's a nice guy, though - if a little naive.

maybe he won't keep teasing him too much. maybe. ]

nice
did it stop coz u bottled it all up or just by itself

[passio]

It stopped on its own. I did go to the doctor, but there was nothing they could do.

[ssrs]

thats good
at least ur not sick w something from these weird ass octopi
u feeling ok now?

[passio]

Yes. I think so.

I sort of miss the feeling, but not enough to go back.