( text, un: koriel )

[passio]

Is anyone else suddenly lactating?

Comments

text / un: 𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚑𝚒

[ssrs]

isn't that a bit too personal of a problem to mass text about?

[ why ]

[passio]

I didn’t know who else to ask. Is this inappropriate?

[ he needs help ]

text | un:steinbeck

[graftage]

Excuse me??

[ssrs]

i mean
kinda
not the weirdest thing ive seen here tho

[ boy he needs tissues ]

did u eat something weird
its always the seafood

[passio]

I was gathering some octopi to take home, and I started leaking after they squirted me.

[passio]

I didn’t even eat them this time.

[ he does, however, attach a short video clip of the uncomfortably sexy tentacled creatures… they’re mating, he guesses. ]

[ssrs]

[ we're getting closer and closer to the weird threshold ]

dont send it to me for free
someone on the dark web might pay for this

[graftage]

The octopi.

And you mean leaking from like, your eyes?

[HE IS DEEP DOWN HOPING THIS IS SOME TERRIBLE MISUNDERSTANDING]

Text / un: zobrien

[flying_fish]

If you're not pregnant, you should go see a doctor.

[passio]

Mostly from my chest.

[ sorry……… ]

[passio]

[ he’s just trying to share. ]

You don’t have to pay for it. You can just go see them.

They’re still here. But be careful.

[passio]

I don’t think I’m pregnant. How can I tell?

[graftage]

[good freaking lord]

And you're sure the octopi did that to you?

[ssrs]

[ thank u dextera... so thoughtful ]

pass
if seeing them means lactating, i don't think ill be going out anywhere anytime soon

[flying_fish]

[Oh gods, no, Dextera, he is not a doctor.]

You would be very visibly pregnant to start lactating.

What were you doing before you started? Maybe it will subside in time.

[passio]

I’m not positive, so I asked. Maybe it’s something related to the moons.

I’m a little afraid to taste it.

[ …he says, like he has to? ]

[passio]

I don’t blame you. I don’t think this is permanent, but I’m not sure how long it’s supposed to last.

The Prismals said the creatures were delicious, though.

[graftage]

[DFGHJHGFGHJ DEX NO]

What if its poisonous? You can't just taste random liquids even if they're coming from you!

[passio]

I was collecting the octopus creatures from the beach.

I think they’re the cause of it, but I can’t be sure. It’s hard to say. I don’t know much about my body.

[passio]

They can’t hurt me if they’re coming from me. Right?

[ …right?? ]

[graftage]

I mean I guess not? I'm not a doctor, maybe you should find one of those.

Please don't taste it.

[god he's probably going to taste it]

( 1/2 )

[passio]

[ give him fiiiive minutes. ]

( 2/2 )

[passio]

It’s sweet.

[graftage]

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TASTE IT THE HELL DEXTERA

[flying_fish]

I'll make sure to avoid them then. I would say that's a good guess considering how this world seems to function. Moonlacing typically helps to reverse effects, so you might want to look for another Moonblessed.

Were you a ghost before you arrived here? [Like...how do you not know your own body? He kind of understands in some circumstances, but also this is just a strange post.]