( text, un: koriel )

[passio]

Is anyone else suddenly lactating?

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[passio]

I didn’t know who else to ask. Is this inappropriate?

[ he needs help ]

[ssrs]

i mean
kinda
not the weirdest thing ive seen here tho

[ boy he needs tissues ]

did u eat something weird
its always the seafood

[passio]

I didn’t even eat them this time.

[ he does, however, attach a short video clip of the uncomfortably sexy tentacled creatures… they’re mating, he guesses. ]

[ssrs]

[ we're getting closer and closer to the weird threshold ]

dont send it to me for free
someone on the dark web might pay for this

[passio]

[ he’s just trying to share. ]

You don’t have to pay for it. You can just go see them.

They’re still here. But be careful.

[ssrs]

[ thank u dextera... so thoughtful ]

pass
if seeing them means lactating, i don't think ill be going out anywhere anytime soon

[passio]

I don’t blame you. I don’t think this is permanent, but I’m not sure how long it’s supposed to last.

The Prismals said the creatures were delicious, though.

[ssrs]

u never know
u might be lactacting forever and what then

[passio]

[ … ]

What would I do? My shirt is all wet.

[ssrs]

theres chromawear right
maybe u can get a shirt thats uh
milkproof

[passio]

[ belatedly, the shame is starting to kick in, and dextera does not know how to deal with the fact he’s talking to a stranger about his milk. ]

It wouldn’t stop it from dripping.

I’m sorry. I think I’ve said too much.

[ssrs]

[ NOW HE REALIZES IT ]

maybe get these uhh
suction cups they put on cow udders

( 1/2 )

[passio]

[ … ]

( 2/2 )

[passio]

Won’t that hurt?

[ssrs]

dunno
never tried
but if u do try u can lmk

[passio]

[ please don’t tell him to do it, now he’s seriously considering it. please wait as he moon-googles it, and: ]

I don’t think they’re made for humans.

[ssrs]

[ that is the plan ok ]

well, yeah
but like
lactating profusely isnt made for non-pregnant women either
so u have to think outside the box here

[passio]

[ another pause, loooong this time. ]

What am I supposed to do with it when I’m done?

[ssrs]

[ he's having too much fun with this help ]

well
u put the suckers on ur nips and let them drain the milk
duh

[passio]

[ PLEASE HE IS NOT ]

But where do I put the milk?

[ssrs]

bottle it up and sell it on the market

[passio]

Do you want some?

[ssrs]

pass
thanks for the offer tho
donate it to the poor or somethin

[passio]

I don’t think there’s much sustenance in it.

Thank you for talking about this with me, by the way. I know it’s an odd thing. I feel less worried because of you.

[ssrs]

np man
if u have any concerns just hmu ill try to help :)

[ dont do it for your own sanity ]