text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

hey you fucking idiots i'm engaged
so i need some tricks and tips for planning a marriage
assuming any of you have any damned clue how to help

that's right the advice guy coming for advice
sober this time even
it's amazing

anyway best thing about this whole thing is that giorno giovanna won't be there
event of the year automatically

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text | username: inaban

[dereban]

Congratulations. 👏

Honestly, it depends what kind of wedding you want. I have no idea how this world handles them, so you might have to ask on that front. It might be different.

If it's not, though people tend to plan for bachelor parties, the wedding proper and then the party after the wedding. You'll have to book a venue (generally months in advance) along with a cake, figuring out how many people will come, your outfits, etc.

Sometimes weddings have themes, too, so that's probably something you might want to consider.

[teaserving]

pretty sure my best man is supposed to do the bachelor party
oh my god i made mista my best man
it's going to be either great or horrible
i guess we'll see

anyway
thanks for the advice
i might not do all of that shit since it sounds boring
but it's a good guide

[dereban]

Honestly, planning a wedding is supposed to be the boring part, not going to lie. The payoff is supposed to be worth it, though. That's why people tend to have a wedding planner to help setup all that crap because of how painstakingly dull it can be.