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[teaserving]

hey you fucking idiots i'm engaged
so i need some tricks and tips for planning a marriage
assuming any of you have any damned clue how to help

that's right the advice guy coming for advice
sober this time even
it's amazing

anyway best thing about this whole thing is that giorno giovanna won't be there
event of the year automatically

Comments

[teaserving]

boo i don't want people staring at reimi and you

[nonehorse]

Is this why they say 'won't someone think of the children' because I don't believe I just thought of the children, and I'm glad you did. Poor Miss S

I should ask if she'd be alright with me calling her Reimi, shouldn't I? It'd be strange to keep it up now? But nix on the nudity; I'm glad you're here to rein me in.

And...Maybe I'm glad that my family's not here, otherwise they'd not only disown me 10 times over but call me up after to yell at me about dowries. And I'm very, very sure that I couldn't afford a dowry for someone like you! Too bad I already got you the shabka, so that's half the tradition down >:)

[teaserving]

mohammed im sure she'd be fine if you called her reimi
she'd probably tease the shit out of you of course

this is why you make your own family
i don't have any blood relatives left i give a shit about
about the only family i have as far as im concerned is mista and reimi
well you too in a different way obviously
but i guess that makes jotaro yours huh

[nonehorse]

WELL NOW I AM TOO AFRAID TO ASK. Being teased by Miss Sugimoto would crush me completely!!!

You're not wrong, though. I won't be depressing since this is a happy post! Now you've joined every Joestar we could ever meet in my found family, and I'm going to absorb yours as well! It's going to become a hell of a reunion, mark my words.

Does this mean that I can really play the part of uncool brother-in-law to Mista and Miss Sugimoto, though? :O I have to up my dancing game to embarrass them.

[teaserving]

you better get used to it she's a coy one

chaotic as fuck you mean
but it's more than i thought i was ever gonna have
so i'll take that

i dont know if you can embarrass mista that way
but probably reimi
but by all means please embarrass them it's hilarious