text | un: lightning | slightly forwarddated to iris

[lightningruins]

help im being held captive

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[lightningruins]

[sending a map link to his house. it's setsura's house too. this is 100% her dumb iris moon boyfriend.]

come save me

[kingfuckboy]

oh

last time i came over she knocked me on my ass pretty good






maybe i should still

[lightningruins]

she's hot right????

[kingfuckboy]

...


yeah totally

[lightningruins]

u should absolutely come over

[kingfuckboy]

i'm going to be on my very best behavior and not do that but

you should do what you can do enjoy being tied up by someone hot okay

[lightningruins]

[Setsura has absolutely confiscated his phone at this point but yeah that's his plan.]

[chichichi]

Jean-Jacques Leroy, you are also Iris and you will stay exactly where you are.

[kingfuckboy]

alright alright

i'll be on my best behavior

[chichichi]

You'd better. If I have to tie up two idiots under Iris, I'm charging in a non-sexy way.

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[kingfuckboy]

you can tie me up outside of iris then ;)

[kingfuckboy]

[ several moments later ]

that was a joke i am kidding

[chichichi]

You were kidding about that being a joke? That was an unnecessary clarification.

[ Tl;dr: "Bullshit." ]

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[kingfuckboy]

hey!!

that's obviously not what i meant!!

i meant tying me up is a joke
i mean mostly

yeah




yeah...

[kingfuckboy]

tying me up was definitely a joke

i'm not coming over

and i figured once i realized it was you that there weren't any problems here

text, un: birdinthehand @ all her responses in this post btw, whoops

[chichichi]

I don't know why you're lying to me, JJ. You're thinking about it and you love the idea.

[ Why, yes, she is absolutely calling him out before everyone and whatever gods are about this place. ]

I was going to say I'm glad you have some sense, but you've compromised that.

[kingfuckboy]

i feel so attacked right now

i mean of course i'm thinking about it and i know i wouldn't mind it :(

[chichichi]

Happy Iris, JJ.

[ And with that, Setsura will... stop replying?! Leaving him with his thoughts under the moon. ]