text | un: lightning | slightly forwarddated to iris

[lightningruins]

help im being held captive

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[lightningruins]

that's how this kind of thing works

save the helpless prince from the evil demon holding him captive

then bang

[hordezoned]

you're kidding, right?

that can't be how things work here.

is there ANYTHING else you got to offer?

[lightningruins]

no ur on planet pda

take it or leave it

[chichichi]

Or you can accept an apology from Lightning-kun because he is not in any actual danger, nor does he actually need saving. He's horny, but he'll live.

[ Without the internet for a whole nine days, even. ]

[hordezoned]

i'm guessing you're the demon?

can you get him to do some bowing and stuff? i can't stand half-hearted apologies.

[chichichi]

[ You know what? ]

Oh, yes, I'm that terribly evil demon of legend. Didn't you read? Helpless captive royalty is my specialty, especially horny princes.

If that's the case, though, it might be better if I cooked you something for your trouble. At least then you'll be getting something genuine.

[ Look, she knows her man. He won't be sorry. ]

[hordezoned]

enjoy being a captive then i guess.

are you really even in trouble? you're talking an awful lot for someone who's being kept prisoner.

[lightningruins]

[speaking of that his phone has been confiscated by his extremely long-suffering girlfriend.]

[hordezoned]

[ that's what you get for being iris on main ]