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[lightningruins]

help im being held captive

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[lightningruins]

oh shit was I supposed to pay her???

[hotshock]

you have an assistant and you've never paid her?
yeah, no wonder she's holding you captive

I mean who doesn't pay their assistants?
how much backpay do you owe her anyway?

[lightningruins]

like at least eight rounds of chroma generation