video | un: springtime

[hopticulture]

[video is of a small white rabbit and the background is that of a café. she gives friendly wave with her free hand.]

Yoohoo, it's Haru. Your local white rabbit who isn't from here and who is, yes, an actual rabbit! I know that confuses a lot of you human and other different animal types who've never met a talking rabbit before.

Kinda wanted to get that out of the way...

Anyway, I want a job to keep me busy while I'm stuck here and feeling useless while everyone else is going through changes and eating octopuses which is a bit creepy. Anyone here run a flower shop or a local garden? I ran the gardening club at my school.

I know this is pretty boring and you guys get a lot of these kinds of questions, but I'm also pretty bored so we're even.

Comments

oh BOY!!!

[hopticulture]

Uh, I mean I wouldn't mind having lettuce seeds to grow I do like a nice fresh salad and lettuce always sold well during cultural events...

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You will be fed.

[hopticulture]

Fed?

...are you asking me out on a lunch date?

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I shall provide your salad.

[hopticulture]

That's really nice of you but I'm kind of seeing someone...if you're trying to take me out on a date for some salad I can't accept it...

I'm also not hungry right now either...

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Rabbits eat at all times.

[hopticulture]

I mean I do have a fast metabolism but I don't eat at ALL times. Just when I'm hungry!

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There are more of your kind?



( WILL HE NEED A PEN. )

[hopticulture]

[DO NOT KEEP THE ANTHRO FURRIES IN A PEN!!!]

There are three others here who are from the same place as me but none of them are rabbits like me, if that's what you're asking.

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They are...?

[hopticulture]

Legosi, Juno and Louis. They're two grey wolves and a red deer.

You don't happen to know them, do you?

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I know... a centaur of the jinba.

[hopticulture]

Oh the one with the near-naked husband?

I don't know them really they're not from where I come from.

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They claim themselves not horses.

[hopticulture]

They look half horse, hald human. But being a hybrid is kind of a complicated thing, I guess. So it's nice they have their own word for themselves!

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And you? You are only 'rabbit'?

[hopticulture]

I'm 100% a dwarf rabbit.

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Eat more salad.

[hopticulture]

I eat plenty for a rabbit of my size!

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Then what yet dwarfs you?

[hopticulture]

That's just the name of my breed! My mom and dad and siblings are all dwarf rabbits too.

I'm just small! I eat regularly.

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Small body need not contain a small spirit.