video | un: springtime

[hopticulture]

[video is of a small white rabbit and the background is that of a café. she gives friendly wave with her free hand.]

Yoohoo, it's Haru. Your local white rabbit who isn't from here and who is, yes, an actual rabbit! I know that confuses a lot of you human and other different animal types who've never met a talking rabbit before.

Kinda wanted to get that out of the way...

Anyway, I want a job to keep me busy while I'm stuck here and feeling useless while everyone else is going through changes and eating octopuses which is a bit creepy. Anyone here run a flower shop or a local garden? I ran the gardening club at my school.

I know this is pretty boring and you guys get a lot of these kinds of questions, but I'm also pretty bored so we're even.

Comments

[zunge]

You've got to be the hugest dwarf rabbit I've ever seen.

Sorry to disappoint, I've never had more than rabbit ears. 'Ruff Rabbit' is the name of a team I lead back home.

[hopticulture]

I'm actually the smallest of my family! I'm not huge.

[IT'S RUDE TO CALL A GIRL HUGE............]

I see...so you're a human then, or something else? Sorry I don't want to assume, I've just noticed that humans seem to be the most common animal brought here. Why call yourself Ruff Rabbit?

[zunge]

Let's just say that you'd put a Flemish Giant in my world to shame.

Yeah. A human. The team name comes from some AI robots I use in a video game. Their avatars are a group of 30 rabbits that punch the hell out of everything.

[hopticulture]

Oh there are plenty of really large rabbit species where I'm from too. Much bigger than me! Not that I know any personally but I've met a few.

I'm not big into gaming but that sounds really neat. A bit hard imagining 30 rabbits punching everything but I guess if you got enough of us together we could do some damage if we tried...

[zunge]

I see. If you're from the same world as a red deer who's here, that would explain things.

There's also "video game mechanics" involved. Those don't always match how things work in reality.

[hopticulture]

Oh, Louis? Yes I know him we went to school together.

[to put it mildly lmaooooooo]

That's true...it's the same with anime and manga and all other fantasy stuff. I've always been a bit more of a drama kind of person, like the soap operas my mom would watch.
Besides what happened a few weeks ago, I never really got into gaming mechanics. I can be a bit old-fashioned.

[zunge]

Yeah him. Short version is, sounds like animals are just fundamentally different in X world vs Y world. One of those things it's better to accept instead of pointlessly question.

Never heard of soap operas. Do those have anything to do with soaplands?

[He gets what dramas are. He's seen some movies that'd fit that description. The 'soap' in soap opera just makes him think of bathhouse themed pornos, though. Soapland settings.]