video | un: springtime

[hopticulture]

[video is of a small white rabbit and the background is that of a café. she gives friendly wave with her free hand.]

Yoohoo, it's Haru. Your local white rabbit who isn't from here and who is, yes, an actual rabbit! I know that confuses a lot of you human and other different animal types who've never met a talking rabbit before.

Kinda wanted to get that out of the way...

Anyway, I want a job to keep me busy while I'm stuck here and feeling useless while everyone else is going through changes and eating octopuses which is a bit creepy. Anyone here run a flower shop or a local garden? I ran the gardening club at my school.

I know this is pretty boring and you guys get a lot of these kinds of questions, but I'm also pretty bored so we're even.

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[hopticulture]

[HI DUMMY.]

Yeah I've always been this way. I know it's hard for a lot of other people to believe, which is why I wanted to get it out of the way.

[she's just going to end it there but then she pipes up, pointing at the screen.]

And in case you're wondering, no not everyone where I'm from is a rabbit. We're pretty common but that's because smaller herbivores in general have big families.

[zutsuki]

[Please just forever call him dummy, tbh.]

That's very interesting!! I've never met a talking rabbit before-- there are crows who speak, back home, but I'm pretty sure they're just trained by the Corps.

[hopticulture]

Is it just crows that are able to speak where you're from? And it's the humans that train them?

Weird.

[zutsuki]

That I know of, at least! They're called Kasugai Crows, they're like messengers. They provide us with the location and intent of our missions.

[hopticulture]

So do they talk talk? Like... [she makes a talking motion with her hand as though that's supposed to help]

Or is it just repeating a message?

[zutsuki]

[He laughs at that, nodding.]

They talk on their own, yes. They have messages to bring, but for instance mine likes to be rude sometimes, Inosuke's is afraid of him because he keeps talking about eating it... We think he's joking, but you can never be too sure.

[hopticulture]

Inosuke's that's boar guy, right? He seems like he eats just about anything and anyone.

But that's interesting. Do they look like how some birds look here? You know, small and without hands?

[zutsuki]

That'd be him. He's... certainly a lot to get used to, I promise he's a nice guy once you get to know him.

I can't say I've ever seen a bird with hands, so I think yes. They're... [He holds his hands about eight inches apart, slightly cupped.] About this big? Zenitsu's is a sparrow, and much smaller, but most are crows.