mass text | un: 𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚑𝚒

[ssrs]

careful, iris! if you wash your nesting materials too often, it'll weaken your sanguis' scent! take care of your hormones and always re-scent your materials IMMEDIATELY after washing!

send this to 5 people you know to spread the message, or else your nesting materials will wash out!

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un: orchid

[observing]

careful, iris! if you wash your nesting materials too often, it'll weaken your sanguis' scent! take care of your hormones and always re-scent your materials IMMEDIATELY after washing!

send this to 5 people you know to spread the message, or else your nesting materials will wash out!

[ssrs]

u send it to ur boytoy yet? he needs to know

[observing]

i could say the same about your threesome, please keep them alert on how to take care of you

[ssrs]

we're not like that!!

anonymous

[nonehorse]

I didn't know this was something I had to be concerned about! The abundant lubricant all over my blankets always seemed a bigger issue than them smelling like my Sanguis.

Do you think it'd soothe the Sanguis too, to have the nesting material smell like them? I should ask...

Thank you for sharing this information, is what I'm getting at! It seems like I have plenty to learn still :)

[ssrs]

[ wow, someone actually bought it... he hopes this starts a trend of people trying to rub themselves all over others' clothes. it'd be funny? ]

i think so
sanguis r possessive right? so knowing u smell like them would def make them feel better

np :) im here 2 share my knowledge

text | un: oceangem

[riptidequeen]

What if you've never been with a sanguis?

Or you don't nest?

anonymous

[starmark]

why is that the iris's problem though
maybe their sanguis should step the fuck up and take better care of their iris

hell kind of sanguis leaves their iris without something like that anyway

[ssrs]

it should work w/ cordis too
maybe even better bc their scent is so heavy

not nesting is missing out on good sleep tho

[ssrs]

i mean true
this is mostly for the iris' comfort u know. if u needed a reminder
a good sanguis takes care of their iris tho

[starmark]

so make another announcement

hey sanguises
if you don't take care of your iris you're a piece of shit
it's hard on them
probably harder than it is on anybody else

taking care of them is YOUR JOB
so don't fuck it up

[romcena]

the hell is this

[ssrs]

preach
sanguises do ur job or someones gonna snatch ur iris

[ssrs]

something 2 note next time u go to ur iris
or ur sanguis
or ur cordis

[starmark]

...

what is dorime

[romcena]

i think shuu would punch me if i told him this.

also i wouldn't blame him.

text, un: sougo_i7

[koboreta]

Is this such a high-priority concern that it warrants a mass text? I've never heard anyone mention it before.

If anything, I'd think that weakening the scent of your belongings would be advantageous... Is it really the other way around?

text | un: kingjj

[kingfuckboy]

i'm an iris and i understood none of this
do irises really just have like 'their sanguis'??

what??

[ssrs]

my prayer thats sure 2 reach every neglectful sanguis out there

[ smh... when will his memes be APPRECIATED ]

text;

[dissimilates]

Nesting?

un: nobuchika.ginoza

[efficients]

( EMBARRASSING )

Does this really help?

[ssrs]

if ur iris is a tsundere maybe u should just break it to him gently
or start doing it and watch him enjoy it
trust me he'll love it

[starmark]

[Probably when he's not talking to someone from literally before the internet existed.]

that's a weird prayer
but ok

it's not like you don't know when the iris moon is coming anyway
not to mention irises go straight from their moon into triple moon
everybody else at least gets a break

fucking take care of your irises you bastards

[ssrs]

yes it is
everyone needed to be informed immediately

[ duh... well actually he's just bored out of his mind and got a stupid idea but you know - ]

why?
its nice when ur clothes smell like the person u like right?

[ssrs]

i mean
people date
people mate
is it rly that weird of a concept??