mass text | un: 𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚑𝚒

[ssrs]

careful, iris! if you wash your nesting materials too often, it'll weaken your sanguis' scent! take care of your hormones and always re-scent your materials IMMEDIATELY after washing!

send this to 5 people you know to spread the message, or else your nesting materials will wash out!

Comments

un: orchid

[observing]

careful, iris! if you wash your nesting materials too often, it'll weaken your sanguis' scent! take care of your hormones and always re-scent your materials IMMEDIATELY after washing!

send this to 5 people you know to spread the message, or else your nesting materials will wash out!

[ssrs]

u send it to ur boytoy yet? he needs to know

anonymous

[nonehorse]

I didn't know this was something I had to be concerned about! The abundant lubricant all over my blankets always seemed a bigger issue than them smelling like my Sanguis.

Do you think it'd soothe the Sanguis too, to have the nesting material smell like them? I should ask...

Thank you for sharing this information, is what I'm getting at! It seems like I have plenty to learn still :)

[ssrs]

[ wow, someone actually bought it... he hopes this starts a trend of people trying to rub themselves all over others' clothes. it'd be funny? ]

i think so
sanguis r possessive right? so knowing u smell like them would def make them feel better

np :) im here 2 share my knowledge

text | un: oceangem

[riptidequeen]

What if you've never been with a sanguis?

Or you don't nest?

[ssrs]

it should work w/ cordis too
maybe even better bc their scent is so heavy

not nesting is missing out on good sleep tho

anonymous

[starmark]

why is that the iris's problem though
maybe their sanguis should step the fuck up and take better care of their iris

hell kind of sanguis leaves their iris without something like that anyway

[ssrs]

i mean true
this is mostly for the iris' comfort u know. if u needed a reminder
a good sanguis takes care of their iris tho

[romcena]

the hell is this

[ssrs]

something 2 note next time u go to ur iris
or ur sanguis
or ur cordis

text, un: sougo_i7

[koboreta]

Is this such a high-priority concern that it warrants a mass text? I've never heard anyone mention it before.

If anything, I'd think that weakening the scent of your belongings would be advantageous... Is it really the other way around?

[ssrs]

yes it is
everyone needed to be informed immediately

[ duh... well actually he's just bored out of his mind and got a stupid idea but you know - ]

why?
its nice when ur clothes smell like the person u like right?

text | un: kingjj

[kingfuckboy]

i'm an iris and i understood none of this
do irises really just have like 'their sanguis'??

what??

[ssrs]

i mean
people date
people mate
is it rly that weird of a concept??

text;

[dissimilates]

Nesting?

[ssrs]

yeah
like
surrounding urself with ur partners clothes and items
its a common iris practice

[ not really - ]

un: nobuchika.ginoza

[efficients]

( EMBARRASSING )

Does this really help?

[ssrs]

yea
especially during iris moon
lets u sleep peacefully

[ SHHH TRUST HIM ]

un: joyd | text

[teased]

You.

[ssrs]

huh

text | un: lightning

[lightningruins]

n remember if u have 2 sanguis not to let them interact during 3x moon (unless ur into that)

[ssrs]

oh?
what happens if they do

text | un: Abel

[affabel]

[when you're in this post as an iris with your own sanguis who you enjoy the scent of and you don't like it.]

You'd think someone would have cashed in on the opportunity to open up a one stop nesting material shop by now.

[but he at least 100% knows this is nonsense.]

[ssrs]

[ i mean, he said that as a joke, but he does actually have a point here? it's not entirely misinformation - ]

what do u think theyd sell
small blankets and hoodies??

text, un: tsunashi

[gunshow]

Whoa, I had no idea! Should I offer to wash things less, do you think...?

[ hm

also threadjackable. ]

[ssrs]

[ oh ryuu... he'd feel bad, but he's already lied to so many people... what's one more?? ]

oh definitely
ur scent will cling to clothes better and if an iris borrows them theyll love it
just dont wash them at all until theyre rly dirty

text | un: stormflower

[sleepinglotus]

Nesting materials?

I don't think I would have to worry about that anyway. My only regular partner is Cordis. Nor do I... nest.

[ssrs]

if ur a curious iris u should try it
u might actually like it
it works with cordis too tbh
their scent is pleasant, right?

un: alibaba

[flamebearer]

[ His Sanguis roommate had been sure to rush over and show Alibaba this as soon as he'd seen it, laughing all the while. Alibaba, who was still in the middle of his own Iris issues this month, had only blinked at in confusion from where he was currently bundled up in a mound of blankets on the couch to keep his accursed wings warm.

And then his mouth drops open as he sputters in indignation and stops to carefully type out a reply. ]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NESTING?! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!

[ The feathers and wings were already bad enough, was this person serious?!

(Yeah, he fell for this hook, line, and sinker.) ]

[ssrs]

[ looks like for some people, this is an actual, serious issue... it's ok. itaru's here to assist, as your one-stop-help for all things iris.

except, not really. ]

u know
surrounding urself in blankets and clothes and stuff
u never do that?

un; nocturne

[synchroswim]

iris make nests? huh???

[ssrs]

yea
just like birds which some of them resemble
it seems logical, right?

un: turkling

[hotshock]

because this place isn't weird enough already. what qualifies as nesting materials anyway?

[ssrs]

yeah, it is weird
on the bg of all of that, this doesnt even seem outlandish, right?
hmm
stuff u like ig
like blankets and soft clothes
shit u can surround urself with basically

text | un: springtime

[hopticulture]

Great, there are MORE of these spam messages?

Isn't nesting a pregnancy thing anyway.

[ssrs]

not exclusively
clearly, since pregnancy isnt a thing around here anyway

text; un: lostsong. are you ready.

[resound]

?

[ ? ]

hey.

[nodus]

Is this why you keep taking my jackets? You could have just asked.

text | un: copycat

[plagiarisms]

What if you are an Iris without a Sanguis?

[Well, he can think of a Sanguis he likes, but the point remains.]

[ssrs]

i dont offer matchmaking services at this time
but if u have someone ur fond of
even if they arent a sanguis
i think itd still work

text | un: archer

[anti_altruisms]

[ The most disapproving Sanguis ever: ]

Pass.

[ssrs]

[ wow ]

found a skeptic

text | un: doctorize

[doctorize]

Really? I've never heard of this before, let alone that nesting was even a thing for Irises.

[....... But wait, if it's true, would that explain why Iris cycle tends to suck for us? Have we been dealing with it wrong this whole time??]

[ssrs]

i only found out recently
it makes the moons easier to get thru tho
u should try it if they suck for u

text | un: doppo

[tigridias]

Nesting? Like birds?
Does this happen to Cordises, too?

[ssrs]

hmmm
not sure tbh
i only heard of irises needing it but i mean, who knows?
every person is different. a cordis might enjoy it too, since things get pretty intense for them during the moon cycle

[better_goodbyes]

Guess I never thought about it since we're both Iris. But thanks for the advice, it might come in handy.

text, un: nyerd

[pidgeypidge]

What if we don't have a Sanguis?

[Why is she like this? The world may never know.]