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[ssrs]

careful, iris! if you wash your nesting materials too often, it'll weaken your sanguis' scent! take care of your hormones and always re-scent your materials IMMEDIATELY after washing!

send this to 5 people you know to spread the message, or else your nesting materials will wash out!

Comments

[gunshow]

PLAYER?!

[ssrs]

must be
i didnt expect that from u, yknow... a wolf in sheeps clothing huh

[gunshow]

Ah, no! Really!
Sanguis may make it look a certain way, but it's definitely not like that at all...

[ he's DESPAIRING itaru ]

[ssrs]

really?
cause ryuu-san's definitely got the looks for it
got all these iris falling over themselves, huh?

[ :) ]

[gunshow]

This is just how my face looks though!!
What should I do...

[ssrs]

a playboy face??
well, ur not wrong
i guess ur just stuck being a player forever

[gunshow]

Umm, well
I wouldn't call it that myself, you know! But I guess it's not the first I'm being accused of it...

Maybe if I just do really un-playerlike things, it'll be okay!

[ssrs]

what even constitutes as 'un-playerlike'?

[ gaming 15 hours a day, maybe... yes. ]

[gunshow]

[ that's still a lot of 2D waifus?? ]

I put myself on the spot, didn't I...
Should I ask for less sexy roles for work?!

[ssrs]

doubt thatll help tbh
a guy like u would look good even in a potato sack, so
i think u just have 2 come 2 terms with it