video; un: hissssswrod || backdated to the previous night (21st)

[bought]

[ A very drunk, very naked (nsfw) Raphtalia address you. She squints into the camera, mumbling something about the internet.

Ya bein' mass-drunk-dialed by mistake. ]

Master Naofumi, when... when're you coming home?

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[resenting]

[Oh... Oh no. Did she just... Yeah. Yeah she sure did.]

I'm on my way.

[Should he tell her? Yeah, she needs to know, but...]

You know everyone can see this, right?

[bought]

Master Naofumi! [ her drunken scowl turns into a drunken smile ] Of course you can see it, I'm sending it to your screen! I know how to use one of these things!

un: juno

[beautifulbeast]

[... Should she say anything? No one else has yet but them again Juno's sure someone will eventually so...]

Um. Pardon me, Raphtalia-san?

[resenting]

Yeah, you're not wrong about that. Trouble is, everyone else can see it too.

Voice - UN: pumpaction

[angelshot]

Hakuna your tatas, girl. You're gonna put me off of my takeout.

text, un: redemperor

[glorifies]

Please delete this.

video; (sn: healerprincess)

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Um, I don't think is private...

video | un: druidic

[arrowroot]

[Instant communication was a mistake.]

Ah... miss, your body is... lovely but aren't you cold like that? Also you missed your target contact by the entire city...

voice | un: cassim

[fogofdread]

[Oh he recognizes this girl. It's the one who thought handholding was lewd.

...okay, he would normally approve of a free show like this, but she's so going to hate herself in the morning.]

I don't think you wanted everyone to see this, did you?

video, un: 1stQadrMargaFan

[wearingguess]

"Hiss word"?

text → video | un: ferdinandvonaegir

[aegir]

ning, Professor!

[ WHOOPS he did not realize another message was coming in while he was sending th--

oh


this sure is A Thing to see immediately upon decrystallizing... welcome back to lunatia ig ]

Ah... [ clears throat ] Please disregard that; I was in the middle of sending another message when this one came in. My apologies.

[ just kind of looking off awkwardly to the side as he says this and VERY DELIBERATELY NOT LOOKING AT HIS SCREEN BECAUSE HE IS A RESPECTFUL PERSON!!! though this also means he's going to have a hard time actually... closing out of/deleting this message... ]

I... also am fairly certain that I was not your intended recipient.

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[wantsnudes]

Oh...! Magnificent.

[This artist has no idea who 'Master Naofumi' is, but he's appreciating the view.]

1/???

[bought]

What?!

[ she fiddles with the settings first, turning the feed off ]

2/ voice;

[bought]

This can't be happening!

3/4

[bought]

I'll break this damn thing!

[ her voice grows distant as she runs to their bedroom to get a shirt ]

4/4; private feed finally

[bought]

[ her video flicks back on and she's wearing an oversized shirt ]

Technology is the worst!

un: hissssssworsd ; private

[bought]

[ there's a massive delay in replying, and when Raph comes back, she's wearing an oversized shirt. ]

I thought I was prepared for technology... but it turns out I was no match for it at all...

[resenting]

I did warn you about drinking and using the things.

Between the two of us, I'm pretty sure we can convince anyone who doesn't get the idea to forget they saw anything.

voice; un: hhhhisswORd

[bought]

Hakuna mawhats?

un: HiSSWORD

[bought]

HOW

video; private; un: hISSwoR_D

[bought]

[ it's a long while before Raph replies to any video communications, and when she does, she's got an oversized shirt on, mercifully covering her up. she grunts, as drunks are wont to do. ]

I figured out the privacy!

video, UN: sal-u-tations

[sal_u_tations]

[A very surprised girl appears on the screen.] Um, did you mean to send that to only one person...? Are you alright, miss?

video | private | un: HIS_SWOR__D

[bought]

[ as with all her video replies, she's coming back with a large shirt on, nice and warm and cozy and not humiliating ]

Thank-- Wait, the entire city?!

voice; un: his_sWORDD

[bought]

I most cer-- certain--

I did not want that thing.

voice;

[fogofdread]

Well. That happened. Nice tits, but they would be nicer if this had been planned.