video; un: hissssswrod || backdated to the previous night (21st)

[bought]

[ A very drunk, very naked (nsfw) Raphtalia address you. She squints into the camera, mumbling something about the internet.

Ya bein' mass-drunk-dialed by mistake. ]

Master Naofumi, when... when're you coming home?

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[resenting]

[Oh... Oh no. Did she just... Yeah. Yeah she sure did.]

I'm on my way.

[Should he tell her? Yeah, she needs to know, but...]

You know everyone can see this, right?

[bought]

Master Naofumi! [ her drunken scowl turns into a drunken smile ] Of course you can see it, I'm sending it to your screen! I know how to use one of these things!

[resenting]

Yeah, you're not wrong about that. Trouble is, everyone else can see it too.

un: juno

[beautifulbeast]

[... Should she say anything? No one else has yet but them again Juno's sure someone will eventually so...]

Um. Pardon me, Raphtalia-san?

un: hissssssworsd ; private

[bought]

[ there's a massive delay in replying, and when Raph comes back, she's wearing an oversized shirt. ]

I thought I was prepared for technology... but it turns out I was no match for it at all...

[beautifulbeast]

[Oh goodness. She had set out to warn the other woman but apparently that's been taken care of so...]

Aha, it happens to the best of us sometimes.

[There's evident awkwardness to her tone. Gurl, she feels for you, she does.]

Voice - UN: pumpaction

[angelshot]

Hakuna your tatas, girl. You're gonna put me off of my takeout.

voice; un: hhhhisswORd

[bought]

Hakuna mawhats?

text, un: redemperor

[glorifies]

Please delete this.

un: HiSSWORD

[bought]

HOW

[glorifies]

I am sure there is a way to edit your post and then delete it entirely. Figure it out. You put this up.

video; (sn: healerprincess)

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Um, I don't think is private...

video; private; un: hISSwoR_D

[bought]

[ it's a long while before Raph replies to any video communications, and when she does, she's got an oversized shirt on, mercifully covering her up. she grunts, as drunks are wont to do. ]

I figured out the privacy!

video | un: druidic

[arrowroot]

[Instant communication was a mistake.]

Ah... miss, your body is... lovely but aren't you cold like that? Also you missed your target contact by the entire city...

video | private | un: HIS_SWOR__D

[bought]

[ as with all her video replies, she's coming back with a large shirt on, nice and warm and cozy and not humiliating ]

Thank-- Wait, the entire city?!

voice | un: cassim

[fogofdread]

[Oh he recognizes this girl. It's the one who thought handholding was lewd.

...okay, he would normally approve of a free show like this, but she's so going to hate herself in the morning.]

I don't think you wanted everyone to see this, did you?

voice; un: his_sWORDD

[bought]

I most cer-- certain--

I did not want that thing.

video, un: 1stQadrMargaFan

[wearingguess]

"Hiss word"?

video; private; un: HISSWORD

[bought]

[ Although she's finally clothed by the time she replies, she's no less drunk. She rolls her eyes. ]

His sword.

text → video | un: ferdinandvonaegir

[aegir]

ning, Professor!

[ WHOOPS he did not realize another message was coming in while he was sending th--

oh


this sure is A Thing to see immediately upon decrystallizing... welcome back to lunatia ig ]

Ah... [ clears throat ] Please disregard that; I was in the middle of sending another message when this one came in. My apologies.

[ just kind of looking off awkwardly to the side as he says this and VERY DELIBERATELY NOT LOOKING AT HIS SCREEN BECAUSE HE IS A RESPECTFUL PERSON!!! though this also means he's going to have a hard time actually... closing out of/deleting this message... ]

I... also am fairly certain that I was not your intended recipient.

video | un: hi_s__sordw

[bought]

[ as with every other video reply, she's managed to put on a shirt, but she still holds the alcohol bottle tightly ]

You're definitely not Master Naofumi. His hair's not on fire like yours.

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[wantsnudes]

Oh...! Magnificent.

[This artist has no idea who 'Master Naofumi' is, but he's appreciating the view.]

video | un: HIssword

[bought]

[ finally, finally clothed again in a long sweater, she points her sake bottle in an accusatory gesture ]

What's so magnif-- mangifi-- manifishent?

video, UN: sal-u-tations

[sal_u_tations]

[A very surprised girl appears on the screen.] Um, did you mean to send that to only one person...? Are you alright, miss?

video, un: HIS-SWORdd

[bought]

[ Now clothed, Raphtalia's gone through the various stages of disbelief and humiliation and she's come around to "drunk girl in a bathroom". Her eyes light up at the sight of this new person. ]

Yes, I'm fine! I got it figured out now! You're very pretty!