[Video] Un: Michel♥ (Slightly backdated to the triple moon)

[deathboss]

[While this post is locked to the one person he didn't want to see, Eikichi has messed up and ends up addressing the entire network instead of his close personal friend group. This is possible why the details are a lot more vivid than anything he would normally post.

He looked troubled about it too. It doesn't help that currently during the triple moon, he looks like someone tried their hand at their first OC.]

S-so uhh...babes! You gotta help me. Miyabi and me? I think we're finally gonna get serious about it! Y-you know. That way. We've been holding it off and hugging and keeping it pretty tame but..but I uh...well now I got these things... [He means the tentacles. He's pointing at the tentacles with both his human hands.]

Look, sometimes they act on their own and like I've had to hold them back recently with a large wooden spoon, and do you know how hard it is to hit yourself like that? It's like kicking your own ju--okay no that's too much information Eikichi, s-sorry!

[Exhale. Inhale.]

So u-um...I don't want this to end up like a really weird hentai and ruin the mood. I know some of you are Iris like me so d-do you have tentacles and like...d-do you have tentacle warmers? Gloves maybe? Something to cover them up I guess? [He's trying to bad but he's blushing just at the idea okay.] S-should I tie them up? Hell, what if she gets a mouthful of wings or horn? Urgh, I dunno what to do!

You gotta help me, please!

[If only he knew the plea for aid would reach the entire network, he might have reconsidered.]

Comments

[pishirogane]

From what I know of Medusa, the snakes didn't reach down to her legs.

[Gotta get over it Eikichi.]

Yes, it's probably the first thought those of us who've seen or heard about the image. It was the first celebration many of us experienced here and it was eventful.

[deathboss]

Yeah definitely not...

[It's hard, okay? Much like himself hahahaha wait no.]

OH NO. ARE WE GOING TO GET A BUNCH OF HORNY OCTOPUSES?

[pishirogane]

[Well she hadn't said anything, but she didn't exactly have hands at the moment.]

No, the Prismals don't get physical unless consented with. Also, the festival takes place outside of our cycles.

[deathboss]

Oh thank the gods I was so worried. After everything that's happened here, I didn't want to have calamari on my mind.

[Eikichi please.]

Did you mean eventful as you didn't know what to expect then?

[pishirogane]

Precisely. Also, they don't have the same stigmas around public affection so imagine springing from a conservative culture to theirs. Also, their questions can generally be quite invasive into your private life.

[deathboss]

Ahh yeah I remember that when we first arrived...I-i mean it's good in a way, right? W-we're so shy about it in Japan...

[pishirogane]

We are, but the fact we're having this conversation says we're fairly shy even outside of Japan. However, this is also your first time. You two could attempt to wait until an off-cycle day.

[deathboss]

Ha ha...yeah kinda weird when you think about it huh.

Yeah. I'm just...worried tomorrow if I wake up with like a urge I can't stop?

[pishirogane]

It's something you should talk to her about then.

[deathboss]

Y-yeah. I was just not sure how to bring up the subject?

Hey babe, what should I do so you don't become part of a tentacle hentai?

[pishirogane]

I'd word it differently. Tell her the truth - that during your moon and the triple cycle, you grow tentacles. If that's going to be a problem, you two can work it out from there.

[deathboss]

Yeah I guess the truth would make sense huh. I'm just so bad with words. Maybe I should write it down...

[pishirogane]

If you believe it would help you sort out what you need to say.