herocomplex: ([happy] smiiiiile like ya mean it)
AMERICA ★ Alfred F. Jones ([personal profile] herocomplex) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2019-05-05 08:11 pm

002 | ( VIDEO + ARTWORK?? ) | MAY 5th

[ The feed clicks on to show America in a suit for a change. He looks super official! His video post is going to be a lot more wordy than his last one since he's gotten his bearings here. Congratulations if anyone bothers to hear what he has to say. ]

Heya Lunatia!

[ Looking formal and acting formal are two completely different things for him. ]

My names America-- well, that's one of my names, I guess! Some of you who have met me and some of my other colleagues may know us by different names, but I'm here to clear some things up for ya! Take a second and look at what I have to say. I drew a kick ass lit AF graph for you guys to follow if you get confused! [ actually the graph is more confusing to look at.. ]

[ He turns around a notepad to show off his artwork. Such beauty. Such.. close minded thinking. ]



Hahaha! So, yep, I learned how to draw when I spent a lot of time in New York, but hopefully you can see everyone here. I tried to draw him as accurately as possible!! So yeah. Some of them aren't here, but it felt weird leaving them left out when we used to be divided up into these groups long ago.

Anyway, moving on.. you may have met me as Alfred, but my real name is America, or the United States! We're sort of, hmm.. spirits of our representative country? Basically, history is our lives-- we're very connected to our culture and citizens. We've been through it all from beginning to present, so that kind of means.. we're a little bit different than average humans! We can't really die-- kind of-- and we don't really have to eat to survive, we're supes-dupes strong, but we feel pain. Oh my god, we feel a lot of pain. It hurts sometimes! But we help aid our country back home. It's a lot of hard work, but it's a really rewarding job even if we're sometimes forced to do things our bosses say. We age differently, too.. I'm actually..

[ He pauses, visibly counting on his fingers. ]

242.. even older than that. Also, the whole birthing thingy you guys have? Yeah, it doesn't really happen! We just kind of appear out of nowhere in case you were curious about that. So, I celebrate my birthday on July 4th since it's important to me! That's coming up soon! Start thinking about presents for me, hahaha! Fuck, my existence is weird.

Anyway, I hope everyone can understand! If you have any questions about us, let us know! We're here to protect our citizens and anyone who needs help! That's all I wanted to address to everyone, thank you for listening!



[ A brief pause as he shuffles through his paperwork and.. artwork, and then he glances up at the camera. ]

Any nations listening to this presentation, just letting you guys know, we should organize some world conference meetings together monthly, just to make sure we're all on the same page of thinking while we're here in a different world! After all, I need all of you to be my sidekicks through this, okay?
hoasen: (DEAD)

[personal profile] hoasen 2019-05-06 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
American standards...what do you mean? [FEAR.]

...Are you looking at my chest, Italy?
hoasen: (Asia: family of punkasses)

BUT BUT BUT

[personal profile] hoasen 2019-05-06 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[SHE'LL BE CLEAN SHE SWEARS!!]
Edited 2019-05-06 14:21 (UTC)
hoasen: (Taiwan: NOOOOOOOO)

SHE KNOWS THIS FEEL but also it's not full judgment right right

[personal profile] hoasen 2019-05-06 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry you had to deal with him too! He called out so many terrible things publically with such adorable pictures!
hoasen: (NO YOU CANNOT PUT THAT THERE)

[personal profile] hoasen 2019-05-06 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hang out or just plain be hanged.]

You want to hang out after this?
hoasen: (do you need this?)

[personal profile] hoasen 2019-05-06 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[He is currently her favourite too, what a good big Asian.]

Oh! I think you might be able to, he's got super strength, but you have something too, no?
hoasen: (you can't prove it)

[personal profile] hoasen 2019-05-06 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
That he dare mention it at all! And what he said about you too! I guess I shouldn't worry about his tastes.

Also...you've seen my underclothing?
hoasen: (you can't prove it)

[personal profile] hoasen 2019-05-06 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Why does it sound like he's had some problems with Americans before? America is the most flamboyant of them all.]

Atsushi, thank you. I mean, I hope I could look the best I can. It's great to hear it from you, who has such lovely eyes. [Did she let that slip.]
hoasen: (cloudless)

[personal profile] hoasen 2019-05-06 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Thank god he's honing in on the IMPORTANT PART.]

A spirit of a country. It's very unusual in other worlds, though everyone knows we exist back at home.
hoasen: (you can't prove it)

[personal profile] hoasen 2019-05-06 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Guess it's time to find him because he's going to be rewarded.

Even if he also said her tits were nice in public.]
hoasen: (DEAD)

AH

[personal profile] hoasen 2019-05-06 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean...I suppose, you have an idea.
edle_gestalt: (and this is why you can't have me)

[personal profile] edle_gestalt 2019-05-06 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Me? It's inconsequential, but there's no need to broadcast anything at all. He also forgets I've continued to see Hungary even after the divorce. [SCREAMS BI ERASURE]

I've never seen your underclothing! I have an idea of what's available for the size you indicated, is all. You know, being with a woman, you pick these things up. Lingerie is not my own personal interest.
genrouzan: (12.)

winkwonk

[personal profile] genrouzan 2019-05-06 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ EYEBROW WAGGLE, SEN. EYEBROW WAGGLE. ]

Right. So you know my opinion can be trusted, or something like that.
edle_gestalt: (what's wrong w/needing coffee sometimes?)

[personal profile] edle_gestalt 2019-05-06 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't these things have a rewind button?

[He actually doesn't know. You kids and your technology, you should know.]
takingchances: (015)

Video;

[personal profile] takingchances 2019-05-06 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
... Right. Countries. Got it.

[Nope, not buying this at all.]
regelkonform: (✘ lach' ich wie ein typ ✘)

[personal profile] regelkonform 2019-05-06 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I’m afraid I can’t agree with the art being “adorable”, but perhaps it was spoiled but the commentary...
regelkonform: (✦ hab' ich hunger ✦)

[personal profile] regelkonform 2019-05-06 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Germany couldn’t even begin to understand what was happening here, brow raising incredulously. ]

...seriously?
regelkonform: (☀ was soll ich da ☀)

[personal profile] regelkonform 2019-05-06 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He let out a heavy sigh, but even as he did so he found himself oddly touched by the gesture. ]

...if you want to come over you can, I’m not going to ask you to do anything.

[ Which was his roundabout way of saying yes, he supposed. ]
ciao: (Only you on my mind)

[personal profile] ciao 2019-05-06 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Americans are simply built differently is all, it’s not bad, but just different... it’s like that with all our homes, isn’t it?

If I had my battle records I could show you. [ sounds innocent enough ]

I look at you as a whole Vietnam, there’s nothing about you I overlook and even have some drawings to show as much. I’m only sad that I can’t capture your full beauty on paper or canvas.

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