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AMERICA ★ Alfred F. Jones ([personal profile] herocomplex) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2019-05-05 08:11 pm

002 | ( VIDEO + ARTWORK?? ) | MAY 5th

[ The feed clicks on to show America in a suit for a change. He looks super official! His video post is going to be a lot more wordy than his last one since he's gotten his bearings here. Congratulations if anyone bothers to hear what he has to say. ]

Heya Lunatia!

[ Looking formal and acting formal are two completely different things for him. ]

My names America-- well, that's one of my names, I guess! Some of you who have met me and some of my other colleagues may know us by different names, but I'm here to clear some things up for ya! Take a second and look at what I have to say. I drew a kick ass lit AF graph for you guys to follow if you get confused! [ actually the graph is more confusing to look at.. ]

[ He turns around a notepad to show off his artwork. Such beauty. Such.. close minded thinking. ]



Hahaha! So, yep, I learned how to draw when I spent a lot of time in New York, but hopefully you can see everyone here. I tried to draw him as accurately as possible!! So yeah. Some of them aren't here, but it felt weird leaving them left out when we used to be divided up into these groups long ago.

Anyway, moving on.. you may have met me as Alfred, but my real name is America, or the United States! We're sort of, hmm.. spirits of our representative country? Basically, history is our lives-- we're very connected to our culture and citizens. We've been through it all from beginning to present, so that kind of means.. we're a little bit different than average humans! We can't really die-- kind of-- and we don't really have to eat to survive, we're supes-dupes strong, but we feel pain. Oh my god, we feel a lot of pain. It hurts sometimes! But we help aid our country back home. It's a lot of hard work, but it's a really rewarding job even if we're sometimes forced to do things our bosses say. We age differently, too.. I'm actually..

[ He pauses, visibly counting on his fingers. ]

242.. even older than that. Also, the whole birthing thingy you guys have? Yeah, it doesn't really happen! We just kind of appear out of nowhere in case you were curious about that. So, I celebrate my birthday on July 4th since it's important to me! That's coming up soon! Start thinking about presents for me, hahaha! Fuck, my existence is weird.

Anyway, I hope everyone can understand! If you have any questions about us, let us know! We're here to protect our citizens and anyone who needs help! That's all I wanted to address to everyone, thank you for listening!



[ A brief pause as he shuffles through his paperwork and.. artwork, and then he glances up at the camera. ]

Any nations listening to this presentation, just letting you guys know, we should organize some world conference meetings together monthly, just to make sure we're all on the same page of thinking while we're here in a different world! After all, I need all of you to be my sidekicks through this, okay?
amant: (fresh_debonair2)

[personal profile] amant 2019-05-09 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ America doesn't need to know the deets, as he'd say. So. Not gonna answer the first question. ]

See, you're correct in that regard. He would have contacted us all to decide on the best course of action regarding our identities and letting others know. Your incredibly brash decision making has a tendency to leave a sour note among your peers, America. You need to communicate effectively, not recklessly.

[ He already knows his words are going in one ear and out the other so he sighs, raising a brow slightly at the display. ]

It's a nice suit, yes. [ TOO BAD YOU'RE A LITTLE SHIT, MY GOD. nohelikesyouokay. ]
amant: (mediatize8)

I hate him being a douche man.

[personal profile] amant 2019-05-09 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Your wines.

[ Oh, he'll never miss an opportunity to tease. ]

If you spoke as you dressed I think people would take what you're saying more seriously.

Not that you won't see a few appreciative fans of Captain America... Do you want to cosplay or do you want to lead?

amant: (pic#12704717)

[personal profile] amant 2019-05-09 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Germany's beers are superior. France's wines are better. America has bourbon, and that's okay! Most of his fight has just...died. Cue the frustration of wanting to shit on his parade with his old man cynism, but being allied. God. ]

It is admirable that you wish to be an inspiration, but you cannot do it alone. Any leader knows when to delegate responsibilities. You're setting yourself up to burn out by trying to do it all.

[ Listen, he tries to act as counsel. He tries to be supportive. But he's far from perfect, which is why he ruins it all by adding: ]

Don't treat the rest of us like subordinates though. I am far beyond that time in my life, for one! We are a wealth of prior experience but you rarely listen to it. My God.
amant: (hetalia-icons)

kids don't fight.

[personal profile] amant 2019-05-09 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it really a fair comparison when the age of our youths was so vastly different in comparison? By the time you showed up, Europe was already well-established. We had an idea of how the world worked and how to manipulate it for growth and gain.

You had a steady groundwork, set upon a world that was booming with advances in technology and ideas. Of course, you grew up quickly. Of course, you grew up strong. I seem to recall that you were more than happy to seek out my advice back then.

[ Canada got his passive-aggressive shit-talking streak from his papa, clearly. One thing France is very comfortable with admitting is that America has more energy to argue for longer, even if France could hold the longer grudge and has the proof for it. Is it really worth it? God, he's been asking himself that a lot lately... help. ]

Honestly, America. You act like advice is a means of looking down upon someone and undermining them. I give advice because I actually care.

[ SQUINT. ]
amant: (pic#12720502)

[personal profile] amant 2019-05-09 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I have to help Germany corral Europe, America. I am too old to divert my attention there and to ordering you around. You don't have to take advice, but I find that sometimes it's at least wise to consider where it's coming from.

[ Sometimes France has good advice. Sometimes it even comes from a good place. Sometimes he's just a stubborn asshole, too. At least he's in good company.

Corraling Europe meant dealing with Germany and Italy's romantic issues and occasionally doing the deed with Austria. Oh, and Rome? Rome's here somehow and HE'S NOT SURE HOW HE FEELS ABOUT THAT?

And now he has to explain that he's a country to all the people he knew in a different place that refer to him as Francis from France but that's fine. It's okay. Honestly, he's not mad, but he's a little tired ]


I mean, you do plenty of ordering around back home, don't you? Even when it's not asked for...