Video; UN: moxuanyu

[noenvy]

[The user can't be seen just yet but he can be heard. The camera is pointed at a large soaking tub in a modern bathroom and the speaker seems overly excited about it all.]

Look at this! It's quite amazing, isn't it? The water is right there, just with a twist.

[A hand reaches out to turn a nob and water rushes out.]

Both hot and cold! It's genius!

Do you think this is easy to break? It looks quite sturdy.

Oh! This is exciting! What great things this place has! I want to try it out!

Comments

Re: video

[infiniteheart]

Thank you, A-Xian.

[Now that she's gotten an agreement out of him, she relents. Back to her regularly scheduled enabling.]

Re: video

[noenvy]

Tomorrow then? I still haven't really seen anything yet.

Re: video

[infiniteheart]

Tomorrow. It'd be nice to get out of the house for a little while.

[lotus_of_rage]

And this is a common problem that... someone else has?

[Yes, he said not to elaborate, but still he's asking]

[lotus_of_rage]

[And he can hear him. Yes, ironic he is saying that...]

[noenvy]

Every time I ask him to join me in the bath.

[huaisang]

[ huaisang will tease him later and ask if he wants them to try and break the bathtub.


...but he's not actually interested in trying that. he likes things as they are between them. ]

[lotus_of_rage]

There is a solution to that. It's rather simple.

[lotus_of_rage]

[He already knows he can't but HuaiSang can tease him with it if he wants]

[noenvy]

Oh? What is it?

Re: video

[noenvy]

I will come and get you in the morning then!

[And by morning he means mid-morning, and if he hears the dog, may end up being too scared to get close enough.]

Re: video

[infiniteheart]

I'll see you then.

[Don't worry, A-Xian, she knows better than to expect you up too early and she'll be outside waiting.]

oop, I thought I had touched this.

[sizhui]

... some idea. Probably.

[ As far as Sizhui knows, and the previous apartment was not nearly big enough for such a thing to be hidden, his dads haven't broken bathtubs so far.

At least there has been no flooding?

So there is room for hope. ]

It's alright~

[noenvy]

Then perhaps my dreams can be fulfilled.

[But did they try to bathe together?]

[lotus_of_rage]

Don't ask said person to join you in the bath.

[noenvy]

But I want to share a bath!

He should just control himself!

It's a basic thing, it's a very basic thing.

[lotus_of_rage]

Then ask him to control himself and not damage the bathtub if he's really that enthusiastic.

[noenvy]

I have, he has tried.

He fails each time. You overestimate his ability to control himself.

Did you know? That for a long time, he was only barely doing that!?

[lotus_of_rage]

I assume we are talking about the same person.

[Since yes, he knew they had a love life, but... this person didn't seem capable of that]

[noenvy]

Yes!

Everyone thinks he's so pure, but he isn't! He is a shameless monster under all of that white and stern expression!

Even before, back on Phoenix mountain, remember then? I decided to relax in a tree and didn't take the blindfold off, do you know what he did? Do you know the sort of thing he did?

He kissed me! He pinned me to a tree and kissed me so roughly I thought I wouldn't ever breath again! He ravaged my lips so bad they were swollen! And then, before he could even be honest, he ran away. That is the sort of person Lan Zhan really is. The noble Hanguang Jun is barely in control.

[lotus_of_rage]

[Silence for the longest time, then an audible pffft]

Perhaps its because you teased him so much rather than acknowledging how you felt.

[noenvy]

What do you mean acknowledge how I feel? I was always open about wanting to be his friend. He was dishonest!

[Despite everything he was still oblivious and stupid in some ways.]

[lotus_of_rage]

Really? And what about all the times you were practically fawning over him? Always talking about him and how you invited him to come to Lotus Pier.

[noenvy]

Of course I ininvited him! I wanted to play with him somewhere that's fun. I would show him all the great things we had, and then he would see how great Yunmeng was!

That is all pure things of friendship, you just don't know because you have none.

[lotus_of_rage]

Sure that's what you say, but how you were calling him pretty to Sister? You can be someone's friend without obsessively following them around and annoying them. And pulling off his forehead ribbon in front of everyone? I'm surprised you didn't learn what it meant from that.

And people claim I'm mean.