Video; UN: moxuanyu

[noenvy]

[The user can't be seen just yet but he can be heard. The camera is pointed at a large soaking tub in a modern bathroom and the speaker seems overly excited about it all.]

Look at this! It's quite amazing, isn't it? The water is right there, just with a twist.

[A hand reaches out to turn a nob and water rushes out.]

Both hot and cold! It's genius!

Do you think this is easy to break? It looks quite sturdy.

Oh! This is exciting! What great things this place has! I want to try it out!

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video; un: sizhui

[sizhui]

[ Have your son with his chin in his hand, looking at ... all of this. And not hearing the splashing only because it's a bIG HOUSE. ]

If you really try, I have no doubt that you can break it, but they are reasonably durable under normal circumstances.

[noenvy]

Don't say that Sizhui! My dreams are already bring crushed.

["Normal circomstances" he thought that was already the case with wooden ones!]

[sizhui]

Hmm... Is the dream to break it or to not break it? It's a little unclear.

text: un: maiden.jin

[infiniteheart]

Isn't it clever? The stove is, too. This place is full of wonders. There are curtains that change colors with a button and clothing that can become anything you wish it to be.

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[noenvy]

Anything? Is that true? Have you tried it?

Video | un: meffy_chan

[meinwaifu]

Well, I certainly wouldn't recommend trying to break it, unless you'd like to turn your bathroom into an above-ground swimming pool.

Ah, but modern conveniences are certainly something, aren't they! I can hardly imagine going back to the dark ages before indoor plumbing and electricity!

[noenvy]

I don’t want to! But there’s someone that has a problem and I hope this is strong against them.

It is quite a marvel, if I never have to go back to fetching buckets of water to fill a bath it will be a blessing.

[He speaks as if he has recently had to do that, which he hasn’t at all.]

I don’t know how I feel about the toilet being in the house though, that feels wrong.

text; un: weiwuxian

[resurging]

i can attest that they're really hard to break! still breakable, though. but it takes a lot of effort!

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[noenvy]

How much effort? A little? A lot? I don't want to experiment, this looks expensive.

text — un; lanwangji

[wangji]

Wei Ying. Do not flood the bathroom.

[noenvy]

You think I might flood it?

text; un: idontknow

[huaisang]

It is so nice to see your face.

[noenvy]

You can't even see my face though. That feels so ungenuine

[Wow even the name he chose was don't know! It was amazing a he could laugh.]

voice;

[zhaoyunlanmadeajournal]

Probably not too easy to break, but if you do break it, good luck getting it fixed.

[noenvy]

I’m assuming it would have to be outright replaced.

[But then, he had been wondering how hard it would be to shatter it by accident.]

Ah! This definitely looks too expensive to do that with too many times.

text | username: absterge

[downswing]

( This........... strangely familiar voice. But a different 'name', and belatedly the reminder of his other self's notice. Hmmm. )



Show face.

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[noenvy]

[It was definitely a familiar voice]

So demanding! Is my beautiful voice causing a desire to know more? Is my alure so great that there is no ability to wait if I might present myself?

Well, since you're asking so nicely~

[He turns the camera around and grins at it. The face, of course, would be unfamiliar, the body language and expression probably were.]

Is your heart throbbing at this pretty face? Or has the mystery been lost?

[If he knew who it was he would die a little.]

video; un: thejinling

[inheritedpain]

[ Someone is squinting real hard at this. ]

Are you really Mo Xuanyu? [ Just going to jump straight to the point. ]

If you're lying again, I won't forgive you!

[noenvy]

[To lie... or....

OK, no, this is the one person he's going to not mess with.]

No, it's a joke.

Video; un: Meng.yao

[firebranding]

Mo Xuanyu, is it?

[He shouldn’t be commenting at all, but he’s curious. He knows there’s a young Wei Wuxian running around, and he’s fairly sure that’s one uses his actual name as indicated above sooo.

While he doesn’t have the hat any longer, there’s the red dot on his forehead still.]

[noenvy]

[Oh... hmm.... His lie is going to dissolve real quick here.]

Hahaha...

Yes...?

video | un: jinzixuan

[huakongque]

[...He has no real reason to talk to Wei Wuxian - even with his knowledge of the name under which he seems to be trying to masquerade - but it seems he can't just...leave his brother-in-law alone entirely.

Clearly he just needs to know what the other man's situation is. Subtly. Or something.]

Just as long as you do not show yourself trying out this tub's intended purpose.

[No one needs to see a naked Wei Wuxian, thank you very much.

...Well, maybe one person, but.]

[noenvy]

Princess-

[He coughs and stops himself. No. No. He was glad this man was alive and his shijie could be happy. He was going to be better about this.]

I may be shameless but I am not so shameless as to show the world my bare body.

video; un: sandu.shengshou

[lotus_of_rage]

Yes, yes, it is marvelous, but why are you wondering about their durability? Are you TRYING to break it?!

[noenvy]

Why does everyone assume I want to break it!?

[It was less a yell and more an exasperated whine.]

No, I want it to be sturdy and long-lasting. This looks like it would be really troublesome and expensive to replace. It's attached to the floor and the wall.