Video; UN: moxuanyu

[noenvy]

[The user can't be seen just yet but he can be heard. The camera is pointed at a large soaking tub in a modern bathroom and the speaker seems overly excited about it all.]

Look at this! It's quite amazing, isn't it? The water is right there, just with a twist.

[A hand reaches out to turn a nob and water rushes out.]

Both hot and cold! It's genius!

Do you think this is easy to break? It looks quite sturdy.

Oh! This is exciting! What great things this place has! I want to try it out!

Comments

[noenvy]

[He gasped. How cruel! He definitely knew this was a pretty face. Though, his original face was definitely more handsome.]

How cruel! You wish to see me and then you practically spit in my face. No introduction at all.

Detractors can go. Shoo, shoo. There are just some things that are too cruel to tell a person.

[It was melodramatic, and he wasn't actually that upset by it.]

[downswing]

( ...the terrible migraine that only concentrated light could previously summon is finding a new and mysterious way to infiltrate. )



Name?

[noenvy]

And the audacity!

[He mocked a gasp again]

Why not share your name and face first? Since I have shared my face, I'll let you go easy and you can share your name. This is fair, yes?

[downswing]

Respectfully decline.

[noenvy]

That's mean! How can you demand a name and face and not even have courtesy to share your name?

Shameless!

[He can guess though, and so, he just double downs on being irritating.]

I am the young master Mo Xuanyu.

[If they were going to play hard he would also be obnoxious about it.]

[downswing]

Spare your bathing house, Mo Xuanyu.

[noenvy]

Why does everyone assume I want to break it!?

[downswing]

You inspire trust.

[noenvy]

It's not me who breaks tubs!

[downswing]

Then who?

[noenvy]

My spouse.

[downswing]

Apologies for indiscretion.

[noenvy]

Since I have your apologies, may I have your name?

[downswing]

Apologies suffice.

[noenvy]

[He grumbled. Fine, fine! You win!]

I know it's you Hanguang jun!

Respectable and honorable my ass when you're being stubborn.

[downswing]

Wei Ying.

[noenvy]

Yes?

[downswing]

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Piss off.

[noenvy]

[He gasps, it's more genuine than the others. How dare!]

What would your uncle say at that mouth of yours?

[downswing]

The lie of 'Mo Xuanyu'.

Apologise.

[noenvy]

Fine, I'm sorry. I was just trying to play around a little. And, it's not exactly a lie, this is his body, so, it's only a half-lie.

[downswing]

...possession?

[noenvy]

Sacrifice summon....

[downswing]

...staining your spirit.

[noenvy]

That sounds a bit extreme, my spirit is what it has always been.

It's not like it was clean before.