Video; UN: moxuanyu

[noenvy]

[The user can't be seen just yet but he can be heard. The camera is pointed at a large soaking tub in a modern bathroom and the speaker seems overly excited about it all.]

Look at this! It's quite amazing, isn't it? The water is right there, just with a twist.

[A hand reaches out to turn a nob and water rushes out.]

Both hot and cold! It's genius!

Do you think this is easy to break? It looks quite sturdy.

Oh! This is exciting! What great things this place has! I want to try it out!

Comments

[noenvy]

I knew it was special, I didn't know it meant that then....

And it was an accident! I really didn't mean to, it was just an automatic reflex to pull.

...

Was I really so bad about him?

[lotus_of_rage]

You gave him a book of pornography.

[Enough said?]

[noenvy]

Because he was so stiff! I wanted to see what he would do, and it felt like a good peace offering. Isn't that normal at that age?

[Not enough.]

[lotus_of_rage]

Not for Gusu Lan. They are so uptight, Lan Qiren probably still hasn't looked at pornography.

[noenvy]

And that's why it's funny and it should have helped lighten up stuff!

[lotus_of_rage]

Probably should have. Would have been amusing if it had.

Or maybe it did, just so many years later.

[noenvy]

He did have an amusing dream about it later.

[lotus_of_rage]

He dreamed about you having given him pornography?

[noenvy]

What he had wanted to do after I had given him pornography.

[lotus_of_rage]

I suppose it was not attacking you with Bichen.

[Yes, he specifically said Bichen since "sword" was a euphmism]

[noenvy]

That's what he had actually tried to do, so no.

[lotus_of_rage]

Then I'm sure I don't need to know what exactly he dreamt of wanting to do to you.

[noenvy]

If I told you I think you might die.

[lotus_of_rage]

I probably would. I think I have to take your word for how HanGuang-Jun behaves privately.

[noenvy]

A good decision.

[resurging]

i experimented with it! ceramic can be very strong, i'll give it that, but it's still breakable in the end!

[huaisang]

Experimented...how?

[sizhui]

...Senior Wei, unless I'm mistaken, you have a lot of dreams, and Hungaung-jun will do his best to fulfill all of them.

[noenvy]

There is nothing wrong with having a lot of dreams. If you have a lot you have a better chance at seeing some of them become real.

[And he knew Lan Zhan always tried his best to give him whatever he wanted. He really was spoiled!]

[sizhui]

Of course not! I just mean you shouldn't worry too much!

[noenvy]

I'm not that worried. Just doubtful. Some things you just can't beleive untill you witness it.

[sizhui]

If we want them, we should help in making them reality, shouldn't we?

[noenvy]

I did that through three bathtubs. When we asked for the fourth Lan Qiren almost had an aneurysm.

[sizhui]

... poor shifu...

[noenvy]

And who was he mad at? Me. It's not fair, I haven't done anything wrong.