Video; UN: moxuanyu

[noenvy]

[The user can't be seen just yet but he can be heard. The camera is pointed at a large soaking tub in a modern bathroom and the speaker seems overly excited about it all.]

Look at this! It's quite amazing, isn't it? The water is right there, just with a twist.

[A hand reaches out to turn a nob and water rushes out.]

Both hot and cold! It's genius!

Do you think this is easy to break? It looks quite sturdy.

Oh! This is exciting! What great things this place has! I want to try it out!

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[noenvy]

How much effort? A little? A lot? I don't want to experiment, this looks expensive.

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[resurging]

aha, you've got more restraint than i do, experimenting was the first thing i did... probably shouldn't have...

anyway! it takes a lot to break it! a lot of effort! i also won't recommend it when there's water in the tub, it makes avoiding the shards more difficult!

[noenvy]

Only because I'm tired of broken tubs and a mess.

[The last thing he wants!]

If it takes a lot... maybe it will be safe from Lan Zhan.

[He can only dream.]

[resurging]

ah? lan zhan...? you know lan zhan??? what does lan zhan have to do with this? and why are you so familiar with him!!!

[noenvy]

Why shouldn't I be?

[resurging]

who are you???

[noenvy]

[Now everyone was aking who he was.

Well, now he really has to make this entertaining.]

Mo Xuanyu.

[resurging]

who is that? where does he come from??? yah, which sect calls him their own?

[noenvy]

LanlingJin, and... Mo Village.

[What else was there about Mo Xuanyu...? He mostly forgot about his details.]

[resurging]

a jin! where is mo village...? what's your business with lan zhan!

[noenvy]

Uh...

[Where was it exactly? Somewhere near Gusu...?]

It doesn't matter.

My business with Lan Zhan is to have a bath with him.

[resurging]

...SHAMELESS! you can't bathe with lan zhan, i live with him!

[noenvy]

My face is thick!

[OH!

Oh....

Hehe.]

Ah~ but, it is my dream to do so. My dying wish! Would you deny such a wish of such a person who had a terrible fate?

I don't mind if you join as well if that makes you fee better.

[resurging]

thin it out a little, then!

[ also what

what!!!

this shameless stranger!!! ]

who doesn't dream of sharing in the second jade of gusu lan's honor? i've

uh

well we were in the cold springs together and we sort of bathed then but other things happened so we just ended up drenched and tied together

BUT THAT'S BECAUSE HE AND I ARE FRIENDS

YOU!

WHO ARE YOU TO LAN ZHAN!

[noenvy]

[Tied together in the spring!?]

WHAT!?

[Everything else he had planned to say vanished.]

[resurging]

[ SUCCESS!!!....??? ]

what, now you're scandalized? lan zhan and i are friends!

[noenvy]

That-!

[Oh yeah, he was pretty dumb back then (and not too long ago).]

Hanguang-Jun, what are you doing, how could you do something like that and still....

You! Oh you!

Tell me of your friendship.

[resurging]

we are good friends, and we have bonded through our trials and... well, injuries. so you keep your shameless mouth from insulting lan zhan's honor! i will fight you if i have to!

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[huaisang]

How much effort exactly?

[resurging]

you gotta put your whole weight into it! and then uh, some other weight too... and a lot of force! like really putting your back into it!

speaking of backs it hurts if you fall out of the broken tub, so i wouldn't suggest that too!

[huaisang]

Wei-xiong, you are really strong. How did you break the tub?

[resurging]

i experimented with it! ceramic can be very strong, i'll give it that, but it's still breakable in the end!

[huaisang]

Experimented...how?

[resurging]

with talismans, of course! and brute force too!

[huaisang]

Oh and here I thought it was something exciting.