Video; UN: moxuanyu

[noenvy]

[The user can't be seen just yet but he can be heard. The camera is pointed at a large soaking tub in a modern bathroom and the speaker seems overly excited about it all.]

Look at this! It's quite amazing, isn't it? The water is right there, just with a twist.

[A hand reaches out to turn a nob and water rushes out.]

Both hot and cold! It's genius!

Do you think this is easy to break? It looks quite sturdy.

Oh! This is exciting! What great things this place has! I want to try it out!

Comments

[noenvy]

My face is thick!

[OH!

Oh....

Hehe.]

Ah~ but, it is my dream to do so. My dying wish! Would you deny such a wish of such a person who had a terrible fate?

I don't mind if you join as well if that makes you fee better.

[resurging]

thin it out a little, then!

[ also what

what!!!

this shameless stranger!!! ]

who doesn't dream of sharing in the second jade of gusu lan's honor? i've

uh

well we were in the cold springs together and we sort of bathed then but other things happened so we just ended up drenched and tied together

BUT THAT'S BECAUSE HE AND I ARE FRIENDS

YOU!

WHO ARE YOU TO LAN ZHAN!

[noenvy]

[Tied together in the spring!?]

WHAT!?

[Everything else he had planned to say vanished.]

[resurging]

[ SUCCESS!!!....??? ]

what, now you're scandalized? lan zhan and i are friends!

[noenvy]

That-!

[Oh yeah, he was pretty dumb back then (and not too long ago).]

Hanguang-Jun, what are you doing, how could you do something like that and still....

You! Oh you!

Tell me of your friendship.

[resurging]

we are good friends, and we have bonded through our trials and... well, injuries. so you keep your shameless mouth from insulting lan zhan's honor! i will fight you if i have to!

[noenvy]

I would never insult Lan Zhan's honor!

[Most the time.]

But you must tell me of your trials, else how will I know the great closeness of your friendship?

[resurging]

hah, you're funny, like i'd tell about such things to a complete stranger! mo xuanyu, you better treat lan zhan with the respect he deserves or else!

[noenvy]

Waah!

This is already annoying.

Go ask about me, go do it. Let's see what he says.

[Actually, wait. He wasn't sure what he would say. That was probably a bad idea.]

Or...

Fine, I take it back, it was a joke. I'm just playing around. This mouth can't help but run and run and I accept the consequences of my actions.

[resurging]

[ ah ]

maybe i should ask lan zhan about you. he wouldn't lie.

[noenvy]

Fine, go do that.

But, you can't just ask one.

[resurging]

of course! i'll ask both! all the better to be informed!

[noenvy]

Make sure to come back after you get your information~

[resurging]

i shouldn't even bother with such a shameless person--! fine!

[noenvy]

As if you can possibly be any better....

Ah, go, go, I'll wait.

[resurging]

[ mark as read ]