Video; UN: moxuanyu

[noenvy]

[The user can't be seen just yet but he can be heard. The camera is pointed at a large soaking tub in a modern bathroom and the speaker seems overly excited about it all.]

Look at this! It's quite amazing, isn't it? The water is right there, just with a twist.

[A hand reaches out to turn a nob and water rushes out.]

Both hot and cold! It's genius!

Do you think this is easy to break? It looks quite sturdy.

Oh! This is exciting! What great things this place has! I want to try it out!

Comments

[noenvy]

I have, he has tried.

He fails each time. You overestimate his ability to control himself.

Did you know? That for a long time, he was only barely doing that!?

[lotus_of_rage]

I assume we are talking about the same person.

[Since yes, he knew they had a love life, but... this person didn't seem capable of that]

[noenvy]

Yes!

Everyone thinks he's so pure, but he isn't! He is a shameless monster under all of that white and stern expression!

Even before, back on Phoenix mountain, remember then? I decided to relax in a tree and didn't take the blindfold off, do you know what he did? Do you know the sort of thing he did?

He kissed me! He pinned me to a tree and kissed me so roughly I thought I wouldn't ever breath again! He ravaged my lips so bad they were swollen! And then, before he could even be honest, he ran away. That is the sort of person Lan Zhan really is. The noble Hanguang Jun is barely in control.

[lotus_of_rage]

[Silence for the longest time, then an audible pffft]

Perhaps its because you teased him so much rather than acknowledging how you felt.

[noenvy]

What do you mean acknowledge how I feel? I was always open about wanting to be his friend. He was dishonest!

[Despite everything he was still oblivious and stupid in some ways.]

[lotus_of_rage]

Really? And what about all the times you were practically fawning over him? Always talking about him and how you invited him to come to Lotus Pier.

[noenvy]

Of course I ininvited him! I wanted to play with him somewhere that's fun. I would show him all the great things we had, and then he would see how great Yunmeng was!

That is all pure things of friendship, you just don't know because you have none.

[lotus_of_rage]

Sure that's what you say, but how you were calling him pretty to Sister? You can be someone's friend without obsessively following them around and annoying them. And pulling off his forehead ribbon in front of everyone? I'm surprised you didn't learn what it meant from that.

And people claim I'm mean.

[noenvy]

I knew it was special, I didn't know it meant that then....

And it was an accident! I really didn't mean to, it was just an automatic reflex to pull.

...

Was I really so bad about him?

[lotus_of_rage]

You gave him a book of pornography.

[Enough said?]

[noenvy]

Because he was so stiff! I wanted to see what he would do, and it felt like a good peace offering. Isn't that normal at that age?

[Not enough.]

[lotus_of_rage]

Not for Gusu Lan. They are so uptight, Lan Qiren probably still hasn't looked at pornography.

[noenvy]

And that's why it's funny and it should have helped lighten up stuff!

[lotus_of_rage]

Probably should have. Would have been amusing if it had.

Or maybe it did, just so many years later.

[noenvy]

He did have an amusing dream about it later.

[lotus_of_rage]

He dreamed about you having given him pornography?

[noenvy]

What he had wanted to do after I had given him pornography.

[lotus_of_rage]

I suppose it was not attacking you with Bichen.

[Yes, he specifically said Bichen since "sword" was a euphmism]

[noenvy]

That's what he had actually tried to do, so no.

[lotus_of_rage]

Then I'm sure I don't need to know what exactly he dreamt of wanting to do to you.

[noenvy]

If I told you I think you might die.

[lotus_of_rage]

I probably would. I think I have to take your word for how HanGuang-Jun behaves privately.

[noenvy]

A good decision.