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[starmark]

oh hell i fucked up

i fucked up

staying up so late last night was a bad idea

i'm on duty for another seven hours and that museum's big opening is tonight too

why is time moving so slow

i drank some kind of weird neon energy drink thing that's supposed to make your body feel like it's made of lightning or some shit but it hasn't kicked in yet

fuck


[OOC: Please assume this post takes place on the morning of Tuesday the 25th! Alas, poor Jotaro, he stayed up late and now it's morning and his ENERGY LEGS haven't kicked in yet.]

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[starmark]

wait
you were a deer before you came here
but now you're a sanguis

so what happens when it's sanguis
do you turn into a wolfdeer or something

[disasdeer]

Yes. [ a pause ] And yes.

It's - yeah, a hybrid between a wolf and deer. A little weird, to be honest. Oh, on two legs. Maybe I should emphasize that. I understand people are used to the four-legged variety. I understand you're human, then.

[starmark]

seems like it'd be pretty weird yeah

i know someone who normally has a lot of sanguis-like traits
who ended up as an iris
seems like maybe this place has a strange sense of humor that way

how do you walk on two legs though
deer aren't really evolved to be bipeds?
at least not where i'm from

[disasdeer]

[ There's a slightly amused tilt because yes, he thinks of his friend. He was a wolf who went Iris. ]

It seems that what we were has little impact in the matter. Would have been nice to just stay a deer.

But, I walk the same way you do, probably.

Unless you don't walk like other humans I've seen. Then I walk like them.

[starmark]

...

is it weird to ask if you still have hooves

i'm not sure if that's a thing that's okay to ask
i've never talked to a deer before

[disasdeer]

No hooves. Just fingers and toes. I'm pretty close to human really. You're not the first to ask about that, either.

Uh, would it be rude if I asked if humans had hands or feet? Think... of it like that.

It's weird to ask, probably, though. Give I have seen a lot of humans and hands and feet.