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[thundara]

[ The video thumbnail is the lower half of a woman's face. Her expression is contorted and repulsed, and she moves the camera to focus on her neck, where a set of fish-like gills blend in naturally. ]

What the fuck—

[ she says, moving the camera lower and lifting her black shirt up at her side, to show the gills on her ribs as well. ]

—is going on now? Everything else went away. Why are these still here?

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[thefloorislava]

Ha haaaa.

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[thundara]

[ Unbelievable. ]

Whatever this is, I sincerely hope you're next. With all my heart.

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[thefloorislava]

Actually! You're not alone.

[Lea taps the side of his nose]

Except I didn't keep the gills. I can smell the hot dog cart four blocks away.

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[thundara]

If I didn't already know that was a thing I wouldn't believe you. Since I do, I just want to say that's disgusting. Please use your powers to avoid me.

[ As if she would let him. Does she want to say that she's been having the same issue during one of the moons? Hmmm... ]

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[thefloorislava]

So... if I catch a whiff of ozone and rotten fish, I'll walk the other way. Goooootcha.

[HE KNOWS THEY SHARE A MOON LARX, you can't fight the moonlight]

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[thundara]

[ Meet her in the parking lot next Sanguis see how good it does you, Lea!! ]

Sincerely. All my heart. I don't even care what kind of animal it is, but I hope it's your face that goes.

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[thefloorislava]

[1 v 1 him thunderbug!! 9)>_>)9]

No!! Not my beautiful face. That's my money maker, Larxy. Don't be mean.

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[thundara]

[ Don't tempt her, she'd love to. ]

Aww, that almost makes me feel bad. It would be funnier if it wasn't so true.

[ Is she implying that he's attractive or that he has nothing else going for him? ]

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[mylawn]

[oh. disconcerting.]

Can you breathe normally?

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[thundara]

If I couldn't still breathe air I'd be dead by now
I think you're missing the point

[mylawn]

I understand the point. I'm asking if it's hindering you at all.

[thundara]

It's hindering me by existing at all

[mylawn]

What moon?

[thundara]

Why?
Trying to figure out if you'll be next?

[mylawn]

Actually, yes.

[thundara]

Sanguis
And you?

[mylawn]

Yeah, me too.

[thundara]

Bad luck for you
What's the moon doing to you lately?

[mylawn]

Not gills, thankfully.

[thundara]

Lucky you
Hope whatever it is doesn't turn permanent~

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[pinkmacaron]

Oh! They look really cute!

[Sonico smiles softly.]

I think they might have something to do with the moon positions!

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[thundara]

And that helps me... how? I got all the gross little fish parts like last month, but this time only part of it went away. What will be permanent next month?

[badluckblues]

someone here has to ask the important questions

can you breathe underwater

[thundara]

As easily as air
It's amazing to me what you people consider the "important" questions

[badluckblues]

you kidding me? you've grown permanent gills, it's amazing to me that no one else wanted to know!

[thundara]

They better not be permanent
Has it occurred to you that the important question might be to ask WHY I still have these?

[badluckblues]

why would i ask you that? you obviously don't know, and given the lunar scientists' track record with us they won't know shit either

so here we are. at least you can breathe underwater.

[thundara]

Don't you think it's a little naive to believe they don't know?
A little stupid?

[badluckblues]

nah. in my experience plenty of scientists are bumbling idiots who don't know much about the real world until it's there to slap em in the face

[thundara]

I don't trust them
And I hate being under water

[badluckblues]

don't blame you, but i don't think they're sitting on any super intelligent solutions to your problems either

ooh that sucks, seeing as you're part fish now

[thundara]

It would probably be better if you didn't call girls part fish
Just as a warning

[badluckblues]

please. i've called certain women far worse and lived to tell the tale

what would you prefer we call your condition? aquatic-leaning?

[thundara]

You seem like the type
Unwillingly aquatic, sure
Maybe we'll see about removal

[oncebrokenway]

Congratulations
Now you can be an electric eel

[thundara]

Ha ha
There's a time and a place for being funny
This is not it

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[darkcharge]

:)
How fitting.

[thundara]

Please enlighten me on how you think this is fitting
I'm dying to know

[inmemoriae]

I believe you have the moons to thank for those.

[thundara]

You think so?

[inmemoriae]

It's a running theory.