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[coralroot]

hey guys quick question

has anyone tried making the weird octopus milk from a while back into like

products

like soap or potions or whatever

i got some in a little mini cold box thing in my room but i'm not gonna inflict stuff i puked out on everyone so i'm just gonna be testing that myself

in the meantime

i'll keep you posted with updates

OKAY BYE

Comments

text; un: athanasia

[trivialization]

'Weird octopus milk.'

I must have missed that one.

And I'm definitely not complaining.

Text (UN: son-gohan)

[greatsaiyanerd]

Weird... octopus milk? Do I want to ask?

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[coralroot]

all i know is that people started squirting milk from random orifices

i guess the part where people started lactating wasn't too weird, but then it came out as SWEAT and that was just

ew

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[coralroot]

it was super gross

people started lactating for no reason

[trivialization]

But not too gross for merchandising.

I need to remember to bring this up next time Konoka tells me I should get out more.

[coralroot]

i mean when you think about it everything is fucking disgusting

most of what i'm used to seeing my dad work with is just plants and shit but sometimes you get like

ink of a random sea creature

[greatsaiyanerd]

Yeah... that's pretty gross. Not gonna argue with that.

But now you're trying to make the milk into soaps and stuff?

[trivialization]

Is that what your family does? Make potions?

[coralroot]

if you knew what soap was actually made of normally you'd never bathe again

and then become MORE GROSS

[coralroot]

that's what my dad and stepmom do, yeah

i thought i should branch out so i got an apprenticeship where i mostly slap babies and tell people whether or not they have syphilis

but i know my way around an herb or two

[trivialization]

Ah, the village wise woman. Predict the weather and advise on animal husbandry on occasion too?

[greatsaiyanerd]

... Fair point.

I don't even want to know what's in the average potion.

[coralroot]

i know more about chickens than i really wish i did

not a lot about weather predicting though

[coralroot]

i mean if it soothes you MOST of a potion is just plants

[iminthebook]

I've done a bit of potion-making in my time and i would definitely be interested in learning what you can do with this stuff.

I missed the event, but I have a feeling i do not want to know.

[coralroot]

the lactating was probably the least gross from the people who had that happen to him since like

it's already kind of milky?

but then it's octopus milk SWEAT and PEE and that's just a bit much.

[trivialization]

Close enough. When I was a girl I was still too young to kill the chickens, but I did feed them their last suppers.

[ ...one might question how she apparently skipped chicken-killing age, but. ]

[have_hat_will_travel]

This sounds like a very, very bad idea.

[iminthebook]

...yeah, see, I knew I didn't want to know.

[coralroot]

always an important job

gotta let those chickens party it up before they die for the greater good

[trivialization]

Compared to getting to eat eggs it was probably a poor trade, but better than nothing.

pretend i knew this was still in my inbox

[coralroot]

ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT

No worries, I get it!

[have_hat_will_travel]

I'm no alchemist, I just cannot help but think that messing with the magic stuff will lead to magic in ways that aren't a good thing?