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[coralroot]

hey guys quick question

has anyone tried making the weird octopus milk from a while back into like

products

like soap or potions or whatever

i got some in a little mini cold box thing in my room but i'm not gonna inflict stuff i puked out on everyone so i'm just gonna be testing that myself

in the meantime

i'll keep you posted with updates

OKAY BYE

Comments

[trivialization]

But not too gross for merchandising.

I need to remember to bring this up next time Konoka tells me I should get out more.

[coralroot]

i mean when you think about it everything is fucking disgusting

most of what i'm used to seeing my dad work with is just plants and shit but sometimes you get like

ink of a random sea creature

[trivialization]

Is that what your family does? Make potions?

[coralroot]

that's what my dad and stepmom do, yeah

i thought i should branch out so i got an apprenticeship where i mostly slap babies and tell people whether or not they have syphilis

but i know my way around an herb or two

[trivialization]

Ah, the village wise woman. Predict the weather and advise on animal husbandry on occasion too?

[coralroot]

i know more about chickens than i really wish i did

not a lot about weather predicting though

[trivialization]

Close enough. When I was a girl I was still too young to kill the chickens, but I did feed them their last suppers.

[ ...one might question how she apparently skipped chicken-killing age, but. ]

[coralroot]

always an important job

gotta let those chickens party it up before they die for the greater good

[trivialization]

Compared to getting to eat eggs it was probably a poor trade, but better than nothing.