Text: UN: lan.furen

[noenvy]

There is a bit of a matter that I would like to ask the public to help clarify. It's in regards to Jiang Cheng, er, Sect Leader Jiang. Or, maybe Jiang Wanyin. Whichever you might know him by.

If you don't know him, just remember that he is usually angry, only knows how to shout at people and is generally stubborn.

Now, with that in mind, does he resemble this cat?



A yes or a no is all I need. You see, he insists he does not, but I? I know better. Let's settle this disagreement with your dear opinions.

Comments

[noenvy]

I don't know those details, I wasn't there. I have no reason to go there. But I do beleive he was shouting quite ferociously. And of course, it's the loss of their sect leader, why else would Jin Ling be the new sect leader at such a young age?

[huaisang]

But the details are important, Wei-xiong, I have to know. How can I decide if the cat picture is suitable or not?

Oh, that is very unfortunate.

[noenvy]

Because you already know him? You know how he is? You know if he were a cat he would be like this.

[huaisang]

But maybe I am not sure. I don't know, I don't know...

[noenvy]

So unfair!

You're just taking his side because you're together.

[huaisang]

Oh, like you wouldn't take Wangji-xiong's side if you had to over everyone else.

[noenvy]

That would depend on what it is, I am aware of his faults and personality traits.

[Even though he says this, if put in that situation he would jump on the defensive in a hot second.]

[huaisang]

Of course, of course, but Wangji-xiong is perfect. What flaws? I see none.

[noenvy]

He is quite stubborn, and sometimes he just pretends he can't hear if he doesn't want to answer something.

Also, also, even though he looks like that, he is quite indecent! You would never know to look at him, but he is the type of person to steal a kiss from someone and never admit to it. To pin them to a tree while they can't see and kiss so hard he bites their lips.

It's so scandalous!

[huaisang]

Indecent? No! You don't say, tell me everything, Wei-xiong. I want to hear about the scandalous life of Wangji-xiong.

[noenvy]

Those years of repression has made him into something else! It doesn't take much to arouse him, and he has no qualms with satisfying urges wherever. No one would ever believe that they would surely call me a liar if I told.

[huaisang]

I would not call you a liar but I would ask for proof.

[noenvy]

How am I to prove that?

That wouldn't be too much for me. My face is thick but not that thick.

[huaisang]

You won't even notice I'm there, promise.

[noenvy]

I would definitely notice!

[huaisang]

Would you really?

[noenvy]

Don't say that, you're going to make me think you're lurking somewhere all the time....

[huaisang]

Maybe, I just can't help myself. I like to watch.

[noenvy]

That is too much.

[And maybe a little bit exciting.

...

But still too much!]

[huaisang]

Oh, I'm sorry. Truly, deeply sorry.

[noenvy]

You are not!

[huaisang]

Not in the slightest.

[noenvy]

Fine, I will put this out of my mind, do as you like, I will worry of it not.

[huaisang]

I will be sure to come by your place next special moon cycle. I believe Wangji-xiong is Iris.

[noenvy]

And what does that mean?