Text: UN: lan.furen

[noenvy]

There is a bit of a matter that I would like to ask the public to help clarify. It's in regards to Jiang Cheng, er, Sect Leader Jiang. Or, maybe Jiang Wanyin. Whichever you might know him by.

If you don't know him, just remember that he is usually angry, only knows how to shout at people and is generally stubborn.

Now, with that in mind, does he resemble this cat?



A yes or a no is all I need. You see, he insists he does not, but I? I know better. Let's settle this disagreement with your dear opinions.

Comments

[huaisang]

Oops.

[noenvy]

I'll just wait and see I suppose.

[huaisang]

It'll be exciting, I promise.

[noenvy]

If it's not I'm going to give you hell after this ominous build up.

[huaisang]

Give me hell, how? I live with your brother.

[noenvy]

Ah, I suppose that is a sort of punishment in and of itself.

[huaisang]

Hey!

...I meant that he won't let you pick on me.

[noenvy]

And what is he going to do to stop me?

[Since when was Jiang Cheng ever capable of stopping him from doing anything he wanted to do?]

[huaisang]

You're being rather serious about a joke, Wei-xiong.

[noenvy]

I'm not being serious at all.

It's fine.

After all, it's normal to think the worst.

I do nothing but evil...

Of course, it would be thought of in that way.

Don't worry, I won't seak retribution or anything nonsensical like that.

[huaisang]

Wei-xiong, I did not mean you would do something evil. At most I thought you'd try to sneak a chicken into my bed.

[noenvy]

[He doesn't respond for a while, he was still in a mood to kick things and there was no reason to interact when feeling that way.]

I could put an octopus in it.

But, I don't think I could even enter your house, let alone sneak into it.

[huaisang]

The one you gifted to Jiang-xiong? Or are you keeping a farm?

Why not? Part of your family lives here.

[noenvy]

No, but they're easy to catch?

[So he did keep it!]

...

There's something there.

[huaisang]

It is a very nice house too.

[noenvy]

The...

His friend can't be there.

[huaisang]

'His friend'? You mean Jin-xiong?

[ he knows wei wuxian means dog, he's just being an ass. ]

[noenvy]

They're friends now?

I feel betrayed.

[huaisang]

Perhaps you should ask them.

[noenvy]

I’ll ask Jiang Cheng.

[huaisang]

Oh, and ask him too if he wants to attempt breaking the bathtub. I'd ask him myself but I'm really busy right now!

[ he isn't. he is just looking for an opportunity to tease both wei wuxian and jiang cheng. it is almost like being back at cloud recesses. almost. ]

[noenvy]

He isn’t strong enough. Maybe with Zidian?

[It went over his head a little, sorry Huaisang.]

lmao omg

[huaisang]

Yes, with Zidian. Absolutely with that he could.

[noenvy]

But why break it? You'll just have to get a new one.

[huaisang]

Fun, of course. Sometimes it is the little things in life, Wei-xiong. Like catching fish and playing around.