Text: UN: lan.furen

[noenvy]

There is a bit of a matter that I would like to ask the public to help clarify. It's in regards to Jiang Cheng, er, Sect Leader Jiang. Or, maybe Jiang Wanyin. Whichever you might know him by.

If you don't know him, just remember that he is usually angry, only knows how to shout at people and is generally stubborn.

Now, with that in mind, does he resemble this cat?



A yes or a no is all I need. You see, he insists he does not, but I? I know better. Let's settle this disagreement with your dear opinions.

Comments

[huaisang]

I would not call you a liar but I would ask for proof.

[noenvy]

How am I to prove that?

That wouldn't be too much for me. My face is thick but not that thick.

[huaisang]

You won't even notice I'm there, promise.

[noenvy]

I would definitely notice!

[huaisang]

Would you really?

[noenvy]

Don't say that, you're going to make me think you're lurking somewhere all the time....

[huaisang]

Maybe, I just can't help myself. I like to watch.

[noenvy]

That is too much.

[And maybe a little bit exciting.

...

But still too much!]

[huaisang]

Oh, I'm sorry. Truly, deeply sorry.

[noenvy]

You are not!

[huaisang]

Not in the slightest.

[noenvy]

Fine, I will put this out of my mind, do as you like, I will worry of it not.

[huaisang]

I will be sure to come by your place next special moon cycle. I believe Wangji-xiong is Iris.

[noenvy]

And what does that mean?

[huaisang]

Have you not spent Iris cycle with him yet? Oh dear.

[noenvy]

I haven't been here very long.

How do the moons work anyway, how do you know which one is yours?

[huaisang]

Each one lasts for a couple of days every month. They bring out certain... aspects of individuals. It is very interesting.

My moon is cordis.

[noenvy]

What does that one do?

I assume you have to wait to see if something happens to know what you have then.

[He didn't like the idea of a suprise.)

[huaisang]

Correct, I do not mind, it was rather entertaining, and I think Jiang-xiong appreciates my moon transformation.

[noenvy]

What happened?

[He felt there was something he was missing here.]

[huaisang]

Clothing is very bothersome during my moon cycle.

[noenvy]

Is it? Why?

[huaisang]

Feels stifling, everything about it feels constrictive when I wish to move. So, ah, less clothing it is.

[noenvy]

Loser clothes don't help?

[huaisang]

Lighter clothes.