video ☠️☠️☠️ MTC IN THE BUILDING

[coasts]

[ It is time again for Samatoki to grace everyone's feeds with his stupid face. This post, however, does not start with it right away! In fact, it starts off with music, a chill guitar beat that goes on for a few bars. The video that goes along with it shows various roads and streets and other stock photos and videos of the city of Yokohama. Eventually, the rapping starts— Samatoki's voice cool and calm—until the chorus where Jyuto and Riou join him.

When the song "ends", the video shifts to Samatoki's face being way too close to the camera. He's still adjusting it! Once he's got that done, he moves to sit back on the couch where Jyuto and Riou are seated. ]

Yo, Lunatia. This is Mad Trigger Crew, representin' Yokohama. We ain't just a group of rappers; with our Hypnosis Mics, we fight for our lives and for territory.

The name's Mr.Hardcore, Samatoki Aohitsugi, [ Then he elbows Jyuto to introduce himself. Go on, bunny cop!! Jyuto doesn’t outwardly react to physical contact and only instead takes his cue to politely smile at the camera. He elegantly lifts a hand. ]

Sergeant of Yokohama's Organized Crime Control Department, Jyuto Iruma, aka 45 Rabbit. A pleasure to make your acquaintance.

[ And lastly, ]

I’m Crazy M.

[ Riou, who has been staying quiet in the background, simply says this. He’s not really the talkative type unless you get him drunk or it’s about something he’s enthusiastic about. ]

We're gonna be here for a while. Ask us anythin'.

[ The video ends. ASK THEM ANYTHING!!! ]

Comments

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[ssrs]

Hi Riou-san. Is Sama-chan making you do something stupid again?

[ this is not really a question he's just happy to see him?? last time it was mowing lawns... this time it's a reddit ama... ]

At least the gang's all here this time, huh?

[grylls]

What do you mean?

[ ???????? ]

[ssrs]

[ he kinda forgot the lawn mowing business was a Serious Thing... well. anyway. ]

Y'know, group videos. He's kinda fond of these, isn't he?

[grylls]

We are a crew.

[ This seems obvious to Riou, to do things together as MTC. ]

[ssrs]

True. So I guess my question is: what the hell's up with this whole rapping thing?

[ he lives with riou and he's Still confused. ]

Why can't you guys just duke it our normally?

[grylls]

The Party of Words overthrew the government and outlawed weapons and acts of violence except for Hypnosis Microphones after World War III. All the men have to live outside of the capitol and fight for territory using them.

[ They aren't allowed in the girls only fort. ]

[ssrs]

[ ................ ????????????????????? ]

What kind of a bad visual novel plot is this?

[coasts]

You!

[ WHY IS ITARU SO ANNOYING!!! THIS IS WHY SAMATOKI WAKES HIM UP WITH HIS HYPNOSIS MIC ]

The hell're you on about again, huh?! I'll kill you!

[ssrs]

Me?

[ STOP THIS IS WHY HE'S GONNA GET ARRESTED FOR PUBLIC DISTURBANCES ]

Aww, Sama-chan, we all know you won't. You're just an all-bark-no-bite kinda doggy, aren't you?

[coasts]

The only reason why I haven't is 'cause Riou's gonna get lonely if you die!

[ PROBABLY... So far, anyway. ]

[ssrs]

... oh. Would he?

[ uwuuuuu ]

But you would too, right? Who else would you bother at like, six am? [ it was noon but whatever ]

[coasts]

I already got enough enemies, you piece of shit.

[ god... what he would do to be able to wring itaru's neck ]

Make yourself useful if you're gonna stay around!

[ssrs]

I'm not your enemy, y'know.

[ duh? he can't even rap so he can't be a proper rival -- ]

Hey, I am useful. I keep Riou-san company, and it's not as if I don't make any money. [ he huffs. ] You're the one disturbing the neighbors.

APPEARS OUT OF THE ETHER

[steelo]

Sama-chan.

[ ITARU YOU'RE THE BEST ]

HOLY SHIT ITS SISI

[ssrs]

He doesn't even fight me about it anymore.

[ what a good doggy!! ]

i fought the bad motivation monster with a hiatus and i WON

[steelo]

No shit? When did you start calling him that?

[ give him the details this is the best thing that's ever happened ]

YAY i missed u >:(

[ssrs]

Pretty much the first time we met. He threatened to kill me, but I'm still here, so I think he secretly likes it...

[ maybe he's a sucker for pet names? note that down ]

picks u up and smooches

[steelo]

He's all bark and no bite, yeah. "Mad dog"'s just mad.

[ lolol... this is amazing ] If he ends up trying to step to you, let me know. You can always call him a siscon to shut him up.

u wu

[ssrs]

Well, it's kinda cute. Makes annoying him so fun.

[ it'd be bad if samatoki actually wanted to hurt him but he thinks he's safe?? ]

For what it's worth, I doubt he will, if only 'cause I get along with his teammate. ... I didn't even know he had a sister, though -- you know him pretty well, huh?

[coasts]

[ THIS IS SAMATOKI'S NIGHTMARE... ]

BLOCK THIS GUY!!!!

[ssrs]

Huh? Why?

[ ICHIRO'S A NICE DUDE? ]

[coasts]

If you get too close, he's gonna just gonna use you and betray you!

[ Samatoki's always yelling shit all the time, but he actually sounds really serious this time. Itaru is MTC property now... ]

[coasts]

Who said you can come in here?! Stop hijackin' people's posts!

[steelo]

It's a public network, dumbass!

[coasts]

It's my post!