text — un: dontannoyme

[pushpin]

hey
just wanted to ask if anyone around here knows guitar & was willin to take on a student
im pretty serious about it so no bullshit offers, but i was hopin for something a little more managable than what the guy at the store was puttin up

i can cook, clean, pay a little chroma, & uh
well i know my way around most sexual acts so if u got a fantasy ur embarrassed about & want a non judgmental stranger to work shit out with, thats fine too
(guys & girls ok)
obviously u can keep whatever chroma we make outta that

or any combo of the above, we can work it out

thanks

Comments

[pushpin]

for u ?
cold canned soup

[swordhardy]

What?
Can't I have fried chicken?

1/2

[pushpin]

oh
sure baby lemme get that for you

[pushpin]

[ coordinates to a fried chicken joint on Level 2 Lunatia here. ]

[swordhardy]

[ wow!!! ]

Yours is better.

[pushpin]

damn right it is
but ur on the fast track to orderin from here permanently, bucko

[ as if ]

[swordhardy]

H'oh, really?
I think I can change your mind.

[ spoilers: it's with his dick ]

[pushpin]

oh yea ?
do tell

[swordhardy]

I'll show you later.

not here

[ninpos]

[ oh y'all GAY gay ]

not here

[pushpin]

[ SHUTTUGHLKGEAL GO AWAY ]

[pushpin]

its ur dick
u think ur dick is getting u outta this

[swordhardy]

... No?

[pushpin]

ah
ur asshole

[swordhardy]

I didn't tell you to guess.

[pushpin]

whos guessin ? i know

[swordhardy]

You think you know me that well?

[ Why's he even being stubborn abt this.... Mgs definitely does... ]

[pushpin]

yup

[ zero hesitation ]

[swordhardy]

Yeah I guess you do

[pushpin]

[ winner ♥ watch this mood flip ]

beef & broccoli stir fry

[swordhardy]

!

That sounds good.

[pushpin]

everything i make is good

[swordhardy]

So I shouldn't tell you it's good anymore?

[pushpin]

course not
u should say things like " this one is my favorite " & " im craving that one tonight " & " ur my pride & joy " & " ur cooking is the greatest in the universe ♥ ♥ ♥ "

[swordhardy]

Sometimes I forget you're the mushy type.