text, un: bellabelle

[doreimi]

I've been thinking lately that the real stars over here at Beans! could use some more internet exposure, what do you think?

If you haven't yet paid a visit to Beans! Cat Cafe, please consider giving us a try! We're located on level two of Lunatia and are a combination cat cafe and animal shelter — a place where you can come to spend time, enjoy a drink, play with our cats, and maybe even take a new furry friend home with you when you go.

Who knows? Maybe YOUR favorite cat will be best (or worst) cat of the week next!


[OOC: Please assume this is backdated a bit to before the Port Sylvel news hits, probably around mid-Cordis or so!]

Comments

text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

god damn it moonlight WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

[doreimi]

Which part, the straw-eating or the throwing things on the floor when she doesn't get her way?

[teaserving]

BOTH

text | un: kishibe

[penpoint]

Moonlight is just expressing herself.

[doreimi]

Well, clearly she didn't listen to you. At least we learned and put them in a plastic holder this time instead of something more breakable.

un: anema nera

[goingsoft]

but why even have a cat if you don't want them to do petty feline things

[doreimi]

Why are you taking Moonlight's side on this??

[doreimi]

Would you like to adopt her?

[teaserving]

god damn it why isnt my stand power to talk to animals

[doreimi]

Because that's what Giorno can do, isn't it? Something with animals?

[reimi you know damn well what giorno can do this is the lowest-hanging fruit]

[penpoint]

Because she's a cat, and I understand.

[goingsoft]

on a scale of 1-10, how likely is she to eat the pistols?

[doreimi]

Zero, she's a little afraid of them, I think. Well, she might try to eat Five, but the others are definitely fine.

Just keep her away from their house, that's the thing I'd be more worried about personally.

[teaserving]

ugh no he could create life out of anything and could command the animals if he made them but he couldn't hold a conversation or something
fucking disney princess i hope he stubs his toe wherever the fuck he is

[doreimi]

You understand the urge to throw a tantrum and knock everything onto the ground because you didn't get what you wanted?

[doreimi]

Oh, that's right. Well, that's useless, then.

Hey, maybe that's my Stand! I talk to Arnold all the time, so maybe that's what mine does. If I had one. Which I don't. So that's no help, either.

[penpoint]

Well --

Not what I meant. I meant people not always appreciating how you express yourself.

[teaserving]

yeah fuck him

your stand is that everyone adores you and if they dont i kick their ass
it's a very effective stand

[doreimi]

Yeah, I must be really powerful if my Stand is in effect like that at all times, no matter what!

[goingsoft]

give me a week so I can visit her while I'm a fish. make sure that won't mess with her too much.

and to cat-proof.

and to see if she can get worst cat two weeks running because I want a champion

...and to actually think about it, maybe. that's secondary.

[doreimi]

She's not expressing herself, she's trying to eat plastic.

[doreimi]

I mean, if it helps the cats find good homes, I definitely encourage thinking to be secondary, too.

Fish, huh. Sorry, I'm drawing a blank, which moon is that? It's not Cordis, I know that much...

[penpoint]

Stinky does it sometimes. I bet Merlin does too when you're not looking. It's probably a cat thing.

[doreimi]

GIVE HIM A NAME THAT ISN'T "STINKY"

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[anotheroldfashioned]

[Innnnteresting.]

What kind of a metric are you using to gauge interest? Polling? Or comments?

[Another pause]

They're extremely cute. Will the winner be offered up for adoption?