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[tigerpoet]

[It's Atsushi! Without his glasses, and with his hair pushed back, and looking 95% more grumpy than anyone has seen the 'usual' Atsushi, but it's definitely him.]

My other half told me that I need to make more friends. [Speech patterns are definitely Inner's, but it may come as a shock to anyone who hasn't met him yet.] I don't care, but if it'll satisfy him I'll ask.

People willing to be sparring partners preferred. No one too noisy or annoying. If the other Atsushis don't like you then I hate you already, so don't bother replying.

[This is how you friendship, right?]

Comments

[tigerpoet]

I know enough about friendship to know starting it with lies is a bad idea.

[he's mean and rude and not sweet at all!!]

[scarsnstripes]

It's not a lie though? You're fun to spend time with. You're very honest and straightforward, and you value the same. You have a sweet-tooth and like fighting, but you also find challenges in general fun.

[Just casually lists that all off as if he's one of the most wonderful people in the world, nbd.]

And you're very loving and devoted to the people you like.

[tigerpoet]

[Just turning more and more red as Atsushi goes on about him nbd. All the way up to his ears.]

Of all the - do you really have to say that in public?

[scarsnstripes]

But the whole point of this is for you to make friends, right? They should know what kind of person you are.

[tigerpoet]

I'm only like that with you!

[gay]

[scarsnstripes]

[Very gay. Now it's him turning red.]

T-That's not... That doesn't mean you aren't like that though?!

[tigerpoet]

You're giving them unrealistic expectations. I won't love them as much as I love you.

[scarsnstripes]

T-That's... I'm not...!

[Congrats, now he's stammering. In public, sort of.

Rest in pieces.]

I wasn't saying-- You know what I mean!

[tigerpoet]

You'll have to be more clear. I value honesty and straightforwardness, remember?

[Lovingly bullies...]

[scarsnstripes]

I'm saying you're nicer than you let yourself think you are!

[Pretty much blurted out. He really doesn't mean to yelp that but he's embarrassed.]

O-Or let other people think you are.

[tigerpoet]

[He's a dumb tsundere let him live-]

You're more than a little biased.

[scarsnstripes]

I'm biased, but I'm not wrong.

[Said with a certainty that is entirely at odds with how flustered he's gotten.]

[tigerpoet]

You think I'm kind because you bring out kindness in other people, pet.

[No wonder Atsushi wants to think the best of 99% of non-Akutagawas.]

[scarsnstripes]

T-That's... That's not...

[Is he trying to kill him? That's what he's trying to do, isn't it.

He's regretting using video to respond now, because that blush is even reaching the tips of his ears. This!! Is public!!]

If that's the case... T-Then that just means it was always there to begin with.

[tigerpoet]

[How could you tell?]

If you insist. But you'll always be the cute one of the two of us.

[scarsnstripes]

I think you need to look in a mirror more...

[tigerpoet]

Why would I when I can look at you instead?

[scarsnstripes]

[Atsushi can't help it-- he has to press his burning face into his hands for a moment, if only so he can muffle the embarrassing noise he makes at that.]

You're incorrigible.

[tigerpoet]

I know.

[He will never change. He will never improve. That is a promise.]