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[tigerpoet]

[It's Atsushi! Without his glasses, and with his hair pushed back, and looking 95% more grumpy than anyone has seen the 'usual' Atsushi, but it's definitely him.]

My other half told me that I need to make more friends. [Speech patterns are definitely Inner's, but it may come as a shock to anyone who hasn't met him yet.] I don't care, but if it'll satisfy him I'll ask.

People willing to be sparring partners preferred. No one too noisy or annoying. If the other Atsushis don't like you then I hate you already, so don't bother replying.

[This is how you friendship, right?]

Comments

[tigerpoet]

Long-range isn't my thing.

[Shame he doesn't have a bow at this canon point, because he definitely gets one later.]

[arrowroot]

I wouldn't have thought so, no. I hope you find someone to spar with then.

[tigerpoet]

I have a few offers lined up already.

[arrowroot]

Ah, that's good! I'll leave you to it then.

[tigerpoet]

...thank you. For offering.

[God he hates politeness, this sucks.]

[arrowroot]

[She can tell.]

Don't hurt yourself on my account.

[A teasing smile and a soft giggle.]

[tigerpoet]

Don't flatter yourself.

[grump grump grump]

[arrowroot]

[Sorry, buddy. You're getting an amused giggle.]

You're trying so hard to go for angry but I'm just getting grumpycute.

[tigerpoet]

You people have such stupid ideas of what's 'cute'.

[People plural, because he's been accused of being cute before.]

[arrowroot]

Hm, no. I think my idea of what is cute is just fine.

[Oh no, she's found a button to poke. You're doomed now, buddy.]

[tigerpoet]

Foolish.

[why is he such a useless tsundere]

[arrowroot]

You aren't the first person to call me that, you won't be the last.

[tigerpoet]

There's a reason for that.

[arrowroot]

Hm? Is there? What reason would that be?

[Nope, you're stuck with this now. Sorry, not sorry.]

[tigerpoet]

[This is why he hates socializing!!]

Because you're a fool.

[arrowroot]

Now, see, you can't define a word with the word.

[tigerpoet]

I'm not. I'm defining you with it.

[arrowroot]

You're really bad at this making friends thing.

[tigerpoet]

It was stupid in the first place.

[Grump! He haet making friends.]

[arrowroot]

Really? I have a feeling you won't be saying that when you run out of chroma.

[tigerpoet]

He makes more than enough for us both.

[Dragging Outer for his moonlacing with everybody-]

[arrowroot]

Wow, leaving him to do all the work! So cold!

[tigerpoet]

Sex isn't work.

[Bluntly.]

[arrowroot]

Wellll, I suppose that much can be true.

[Depends on your partners, she thinks.]

But are you not wanting to take part in that yourself?

[tigerpoet]

...not unless I'm in the mood. Usually I'm not.